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Monster7
6 minutes ago, DutchHooker said:

I heard snippets of the movie version and the studio version sounds cleaner and imo better. 

WDYDT, Heal Me and HBF needs to be the next singles with a MV :firega:

I'm sure they'll release as singles the songs with the most chances of getting the oscar, in this case, the ballads:oops:

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DutchHooker
2 minutes ago, Monster7 said:

I'm sure they'll release as singles the songs with the most chances of getting the oscar, in this case, the ballads:oops:

Well, I think they would like a new nr. 1 hit from Gaga after Born This Way, because it has been too long :cryga:

We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!!
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Isn’t it funny how those songs are meant to be a joke about how superficial the pop industry is and yet people are going crazy over them? Lol

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PerfectIllusion
4 hours ago, DutchHooker said:

Dear fellow monsters,

First of all, I want to apologize about my behaviour in the past.

This post contains SPOILERS about ASIB OST, click away when you still can.

I think that most people know me for my negative opinions and stuff, esspecialy about Joanne. My opinions about that era hasn't changed a bit, but...
All that was because I wanted pop from Gaga so badly all these years since ARTPOP and please don't say Joanne is pop, cuz it ain't…
I literally waited 5 years, refreshed my twitter search with #LG5 and later #LG6 everyday, because the Original LG5 was changed and became Joanne :cryga:

Yesterday, I heard the ASIB soundtrack leaks and I don't care much about the ballads, but the pop songs :air:

I was in full ecstasy :koons:

Hair, Body, Face:
I screamed the entire time and suddenly I started crying of happiness, I think I'm addicted to the old Gaga, so after waiting 5 years, waiting… waiting.. waiting… all my emotions jumped out and I started crying so hard and dancing in my room, I was in another world.. I already have my own choreo about this song and that's just touch your hair like a diva then go down touch your legs and then you point at your face :firega:

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Why did you do that:
This was my reaction:
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I couldn't handle it anymore, after hearing Hair, Body, Face... I thought it was over, but then WDYDT...… YAAAAAAAASSSSS 
I can't explain my emotions, so I just write it like this:

It was just too good

Heal Me:
Also very great, nice pop song, fits well in this time, I waited for this song since the snippet of the song previous year, so I also started crying so loud.. in my room.. it was even better than the snippets we got 2 weeks ago.. :queenga:

Look What I Found:
Not really my type of song normally, but I surprisingly love this upbeat piano song :vegas:

Is That Alright:
Not my type of song, because I don't like ballads in general, but I think this is the best ballad of the album for the Lil Balladers :vegas: very clean song.

I'm so grateful that after 5 years of waiting I could finally hear PopGa again… :sis: and Hair Body Face even sounds like FameGa, I'm shaking and screaming… and literally cring..
Now we only need 1 DarkGa song in LG6 and then my life is complete. :vegas: I really love this sound of those tracks I mentioned.

I won't talk trash about the ballads because I got what I wanted so I let the Lil Reasoners enjoy some ballads this time :spin::vegas:, I stanned Gaga for pop, not for ballads, sorry :oops:

Now I'm ready to leave G.O.A.T. and invade earth with you and the ASIB soundtrack (pop only version) combined with LG6, AAAUWWWHH :v:

My knees are moisturized, my skin is shining, my wig is snatched, my scalp is amazing, my elbows are healed, my armpits are bald and my face is cleansed from all dirtyness in the world :firega::firega:

Xoxo DutchHooooooaaaaaahkkhhaaaah :hor:

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Did the soundtrack leak in full?? Like tha actual album with full hq songs?? I can't find it anywhere... Everyone just posts lq clips from theater...

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3 minutes ago, PerfectIllusion said:

Did the soundtrack leak in full?? Like tha actual album with full hq songs?? I can't find it anywhere... Everyone just posts lq clips from theater...

Some songs in full, some songs snippets, but from the OST. I'm not going to share it, you have to find it yourself if you want it.

We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!!
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4 hours ago, DutchHooker said:

Thanks honey, we're not alone in this, I think the most monsters who were active during TFM and BTW are emotional about the PopGa comeback :kara:

I have the old classics from PopGa ... I am living 4 WhitneyGa <3 

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1 hour ago, DutchHooker said:

Well, I think they would like a new nr. 1 hit from Gaga after Born This Way, because it has been too long :cryga:

Tha ballads have way more potential than the pop ones to be big 

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I'm actually happy that you are happy! 

I have not listened to the album yet and if you liked the pop songs,  then I'm sure I will love them.

  I wasn't expecting much pop in the album cause from the previous movie reviews they didn't really say anything remarkable about them,  but now I'm super hyped! 

:kara:

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AlejandroooO
6 hours ago, Frankenstein said:

You do realize these pop songs are meant to be parodies? They are in a place in a movie where Ally becomes a shallow pop star. 

That's some weird assuming. She's a pop star and will always be so when she's back to pop on let's say LG6 they're gonna be basic and parodies to you ?

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giskardsb
2 hours ago, Bio said:

Isn’t it funny how those songs are meant to be a joke about how superficial the pop industry is and yet people are going crazy over them? Lol

I’m not sure they were “intended” that way but many reviewers ( or the Jackson Maine character) obviously are not modern pop fans and took it that way. 

On the other hand, one could easily argue that much of modern pop is an unintentional parody of real music....

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7 hours ago, Frankenstein said:

You do realize these pop songs are meant to be parodies? They are in a place in a movie where Ally becomes a shallow pop star. 

Having seen the movie, the stans going crazy for the trite pop songs are hilarious to me. I think of Bradley watching her shake her ass on the SNL stage and just shaking his head, LMAO. If the fans had their way she'd never do anything more than the basic pop bops the movie is genuinely making fun of. 

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17 minutes ago, giskardsb said:

I’m not sure they were “intended” that way but many reviewers ( or the Jackson Maine character) obviously are not modern pop fans and took it that way. 

On the other hand, one could easily argue that much of modern pop is an unintentional parody of real music....

The movie is 100% making fun of pop. Every lyric in "Why Did You Do That" is either ironic or directly stating something bad. There's a major scene that takes place at SNL in the movie that makes this VERY clear -- when she sings Why Did You Do That. The verses are Ally saying basic pop **** she herself thinks is beneath her, and the chorus is literally her saying "why did you do that to me?" in regards to her record label and manager pushing a pop image and sound on her character. Jackson watches this whole thing trying to warn her that she's losing her artistry. 

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53 minutes ago, AlejandroooO said:

That's some weird assuming. She's a pop star and will always be so when she's back to pop on let's say LG6 they're gonna be basic and parodies to you ?

It's not assuming. They're literally parodies and DJWS has a great interview somewhere where he states that every song and lyric was written to reflect the characters -- and it is! It works beautifully in the movie but makes most of the pop stuff ironic in context. 

"Heal Me" -- she's singing about Jackson and his issues, but also doesn't want to lose her artistry. 

"Why Did You Do That" -- she's literally singing about losing her artistry 

Hair Body Face" -- plays during a choreo scene and the auto-tune and beat is mainly what you hear to show her full pop transformation from the original rock/country Ally 

 

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DutchHooker
3 hours ago, EKai said:

I have the old classics from PopGa ... I am living 4 WhitneyGa <3 

 

3 hours ago, EKai said:

Tha ballads have way more potential than the pop ones to be big 

WhitneyGa doesn't work, because people aren't really interested anymore in Whitney ballads, talking about the straight teen GP :huntyga:

We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!!
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