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Noah Cyrus Selling Tears For $12,000


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dynamite

why would anyone be so conceited as to think anyone would want this

and for 12k

it should be Noah Cyrus pays unwilling bidders 12k to buy her pathetic tears

Like a poem said by a neydy in red
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1 hour ago, Sharyu said:

Shawn should sell his baby juice for $24,000. 

And most here would sell there house to get it.. :emma:

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Bloody hooker
1 hour ago, Sharyu said:

Shawn should sell his baby juice for $24,000. 

I would go broke for that :vegas:

This mutual gaze was a “longing to touch” or a "pre-coitus" stare.
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Chromatic

''This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness
 

Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super ****ing weird if you drank someone else's tears.''

:awkney:

 

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R3L04DED J

Does she even have fans to buy this **** though? :ohwell:

Rowt ay soyng aybouwt yer eyesh, ayt ay sliysche ohf cherreh pye. Eye crei'd awl noiyght.
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R3L04DED J

No joke though if it was much cheaper and ended up being a perfume called ‘Noah’s tears’ that would be cool but whatever stupid hoe

Rowt ay soyng aybouwt yer eyesh, ayt ay sliysche ohf cherreh pye. Eye crei'd awl noiyght.
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Just now, King J said:

Does she even have fans to buy this **** though? :ohwell:

There’s always a creepy dude 

You know this is just my opinion, right?
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