Stormy Daniels reveals new details about President Trump's d*ck

[pink sushi 4,351]

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/juliareinstein/trump-stormy-daniels-toad-mario-kart-book?bftwuk&utm_term=4ldqpgm#4ldqpgm

Apparently it is "smaller than average" and looks like Toad from Mario Kart. 

Here are some important quotes. 

“He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool,” she wrote.

“I lay there," she wrote, "annoyed that I was getting f*cked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d*ck like the mushroom character in Mario Kart."

Here is a photo for reference.

 

So what are you thoughts hunties? 🤔 You now know what the President's d*ck looks like.  

[GoldenPonyboy 2,434]

We dont deserve her 

[TheodoreRx 1,540]

We need Putin to confirm this. 

[melodichard 3,769]

omg!!!! She really did that!! 

[Pablo 8,572]

Okay, this is funny and all but how would the world react is Trump described Stormy's genitalia? 

still laughing though 

[Yuuri 21,636]

Y'all will never see Toad in the same way again.

[BUtterfield 8 41,816]

Toad does not deserves it!

[27monster27 15,847]

2 minutes ago, Sharyu said:

Y'all will never see Toad in the same way again.

Exactly. 

[imnotyourbabe10 6,120]

This is the sh*t that makes the era of 45 tolerable. 

Though we have really let ourselves go as humanity and as a society.

Let's get her new book to #1 like "Fear" and "Fire and Fury." 

[Michelle 2,056]

I admit. I had far too much fun trolling him with yeti, mushroom and Mario gifs. 🤢🤢

[ThisGuyTony 34,836]

 

[RAMROD 116,996]

So his peen are cartoonish looking?

I wonder how animated it is!

[Amidana 4,317]

Can you imagine how they're gonna defend this

"BREAKING: Trump denies toad **** allegations"

[Morphine Prince 109,645]

Wish I could read the history books in 100 years. 

[Guest Adarsh]

We stan her