Guest Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Oh and MTN I heard you cheated with the Dawn is it true? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, TopazBlue said: Omg this has to be an emote Someone tag Haroon I don't think he likes me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lana Del Gay 853 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rumours1977 said: MTN's Speech Rupaul: “So MTN, now it is time for your speech. Please tell the public why you should be the winner of BTW: The Uncertainty Race and NOT TEOG.” MTN: “I clearly have more imaginative visuals. I can capture your attention for a solid hour and a half with my visuals. I don’t just walk around an alley in my ***** costume trying to seduce innocent apartment dwellers. I put on my recyclable glove (fake news earlier from TEOG) and can handle anything.” RuPaul: Many people point to TEOG’s trackrecord as a reason for her winning. What do you think? MTN: Bitch was in the Bottom 2 last week and flopped like a Robin Thicke album. Rupaul: That may be true but… MTN: TTHHHEEE NIIIIIGGHGHTHHTTTT THHHEEEEE NIIIIGGGHHHTTTTT MMM MMM MM MMM Rupaul: Uhhhh are you oka… MTN: NIIIIGGGGGHHHTTT NIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT MMM MMM MMM MMM Rupaul: Okay, let’s open if up for questions then. Voters? How does it feel to be the least publicly successful BTW single? That rah rah bitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopazBlue 2,083 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, Rumours1977 said: Rupaul: Okay, let’s open if up for questions then. Voters? Are you a hunty? 🌈 Born this way, baby! 🌈 | JWT 💙 Aug 21 ⚡ ENIGMA 💙 Oct 19 ⚡ CHROMATICA BALL 💙 Aug 23 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerfectCure 4,751 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Oh, and also, MTN, would you rather... a. divorcing the dark b. marrying the light Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lana Del Gay 853 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Just now, Blue Madonna said: Omg this has to be an emote @Haroon That rah rah bitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
That J 12,166 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Blue Madonna said: Omg this has to be an emote Someone tag Haroon I don't think he likes me Seriously @Haroon HELP The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, TopazBlue said: Are you a hunty? 1 Well I heard the night was bi so Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, PerfectCure said: MTN, are you going to be sad when TEOG wins over you? MTN: As a creature of the night, I am naturally friends with Gladys Night and the Pimps. If that happens, I can have that beech on a Midnight Train to Georgia ASAP. 2 minutes ago, That J said: MTN.. Do you still kiss the bartender twice? MTN: I'm a resourceful b*tch. If he pays me, he gets the sugar. Learned that from Government Hooker tbh. 2 minutes ago, Blue Madonna said: @MTN smash or pass- The Day? MTN: Pass. Old Broad Day can take her UV rays and shove them where the sun DOES shine. 3 minutes ago, Kween said: Okay my question: MTN, how is it to be married to the night for 7 years? MTN: We spice things up. Sometimes, we use stars as sex todays. All that condensed gas can make you fart for three days straight, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
That J 12,166 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Just now, Lana Del Gay said: @Haroon I could use this on the DAILY. The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
That J 12,166 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Just now, Blue Madonna said: Well I heard the night was bi so What happens in the night... Stays in the night. The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
That J 12,166 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Just now, Rumours1977 said: MTN: As a creature of the night, I am naturally friends with Gladys Night and the Pimps. If that happens, I can have that beech on a Midnight Train to Georgia ASAP. MTN: I'm a resourceful b*tch. If he pays me, he gets the sugar. Learned that from Government Hooker tbh. MTN: Pass. Old Broad Day can take her UV rays and shove them where the sun DOES shine. MTN: We spice things up. Sometimes, we use stars as sex todays. All that condensed gas can make you fart for three days straight, though. *wipes tears away remembering the 3 day fart ritual* The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 I heard that Mary Jane Holland won the ARTPOP uncertainty race Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Blue Madonna said: Oh and MTN I heard you cheated with the Dawn is it true? MTN: Why would I cheat with dish soap? Rude. Next. 2 minutes ago, TopazBlue said: Are you a hunty? MTN: Jasmine Masters put me in a cacoon. Next day, I was full-fledged hunty-fied. 3 minutes ago, PerfectCure said: Oh, and also, MTN, would you rather... a. divorcing the dark b. marrying the light MTN: a) Divorce the Dark. We'd just shack up on the side and do... dark things. (*licks lips) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 RuPaul: This is the last chance to send questions to MTN.... After that, we will released the final results Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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