Lana Del Gay 853 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Shock Twist: @Rumours1977 comes in and decides that there will be a new suitcase ceremony for the winner and the only option is Goverment Hooker That rah rah bitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Tbh I'd still be happy with MTN in the grand scheme of things, I'm just glad it wasn't Schieße Out of the two, TEOG only slightly edges it out for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
That J 12,166 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Both songs are worthy. The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
That J 12,166 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Just now, Lana Del Gay said: Shock Twist: @Rumours1977 comes in and decides that there will be a new suitcase ceremony for the winner and the only option is Goverment Hooker Speaking words of wisdom... Let it be. The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopazBlue 2,083 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 still sweating 🌈 Born this way, baby! 🌈 | JWT 💙 Aug 21 ⚡ ENIGMA 💙 Oct 19 ⚡ CHROMATICA BALL 💙 Aug 23 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Omg I just hit 4k! Thanks everyone! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 TEOG's Speech RuPaul: “So TEOG, now it is time for your speech. Please tell the public why you should be the winner of BTW: The Uncertainty Race and NOT MTN.” TEOG: “There once was a small lyric growing up on a strangely placed staircase, surrounded by purple lights. That was I, TEOG. While I started out as a song about heartbreak, I encouraged tons of young bottoms all around the world to bump their pussies against brick walls. That my friends is an accomplishment.” RuPaul: “That’s great beech, but why should you win against MTN?” TEOG: “MTN is a trifflin’ hoe who goes around kissing bartenders without consent. Moreover, she wears a different pair of gloves every day (#wasteful). Eventually, those gloves end up in the ocean, causing innocent penguins to choke to death on MTN's sweat. I’m a pro-peguin anthem Ru.” RuPaul: “Thank you for your speech, TEOG. Now, any questions from the voters?” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
That J 12,166 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 1 minute ago, TopazBlue said: still sweating This is why lighting is everything. The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lana Del Gay 853 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Just now, Blue Madonna said: Omg I just hit 4k! Thanks everyone! *Removes past reactions* That rah rah bitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
That J 12,166 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Blue Madonna said: Omg I just hit 4k! Thanks everyone! Ur welcome lol The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
That J 12,166 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Just now, Rumours1977 said: TEOG's Speech RuPaul: “So TEOG, now it is time for your speech. Please tell the public why you should be the winner of BTW: The Uncertainty Race and NOT MTN.” TEOG: “There once was a small lyric growing up on a strangely placed staircase, surrounded by purple lights. That was I, TEOG. While I started out as a song about heartbreak, I encouraged tons of young bottoms all around the world to bump their pussies against brick walls. That my friends is an accomplishment.” RuPaul: “That’s great beech, but why should you win against MTN?” TEOG: “MTN is a trifflin’ hoe who goes around kissing bartenders without consent. Moreover, she wears a different pair of gloves every day (#wasteful). Eventually, those gloves end up in the ocean, causing innocent penguins to choke to death on MTN's sweat. I’m a pro-peguin anthem Ru.” RuPaul: “Thank you for your speech, TEOG. Now, any questions from the voters?” *wipes a tear away while remembering that bump of bussy* The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calmar 22,037 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Questions for EoG 1. What are your thoughts on death? 2. If you could be a mermaid, what would you do? 3. What do you think of the physically handicapped, such as those in wheelchairs? 4. What is your favorite genre of music? 5. What do you believe is the reason for you having the current highest score of all songs so far in the race? 俺の勝利は揺るぎない Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rumours1977 said: RuPaul: “Thank you for your speech, TEOG. Now, any questions from the voters?” What are your thoughts on Government Hooker who is arguably the trifflest of the hoes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
That J 12,166 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 The Edge Of Glory....you say you are on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge... How you gonna be mad at someone kissing a bartender when you cant decide whether you are here or there? Repetitive much? Also...do me a favor and kiss the flames tonight cuz I do like ya! The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 Just now, That J said: *wipes a tear away while remembering that bump of bussy* TEOG: "Thank you @That J. All that *** bumping has also given a lot of business to wall repair companies. See, I'm also stimulating the economy. Don't you think I should win?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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