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Some of y'all may know of the first two threads in this series

This time, I'm doing Rihanna!
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Let's see what they have to say!

Pon De Replay:
L: It's very different. Not sure if I like it...very...ethnic.
N: I like it! This is some **** I can dance to, like, okay Riri! Get it!
B: It's not bad, but...she could've skipped this era. Don't care for it.

S.O.S
L: This sounds like Tainted Love! It's my mum's ringtone I think. Tainted Love, not this.
N: It's so 80s, but still fresh today! I love it, honestly.
B: Her first number 1. Reasonable.

Unfaithful
L: Ugh, this is my break up JAM! loves it, babes.
N: I'm really not understanding because like...wasn't Take A Bow on the album after this? Hmmm...
B: See, now I can level with her. The only difference between Rihanna and I is that I don't feel guilty when I'm f*cking a side guy.

Umbrella
L: Love it! Such a good song.
N: See, this is what I call an iconic song.
B: Nobody cares for Jay-Z, though.

Disturbia
L: This is a really good halloween song!
N: Is this about, like, mental illness? Or just a song? I mean I doubt Rihanna could answer that...
B: Ahh, back when Rihanna still made white music.

Te Amo
L: I like this, but I feel like it was more of a hit back then than it is, like...it doesn't have much long..long...longevity! That's the word!
N: So this is about an abusive relationship, right? Okay so why did her only lesbionic song have to be about an abusive relationship?
B: Nothing special, but it's the best song on that album.

What's My Name
L: Ooh! I remember the video! She's in a shop and all that, right?
N: I feel like this song established...Drake in a way.
B: I like the live version when she included a bit of that dance break and stuff. It's when she became more...definitive as a force in the industry.

Stay
L: I wouldn't expect this kind of song from her, y'know?
N: She has great vocals for this style of song.
B: Okay but who the **** is Mikky Ekko? Why is Rihanna collabing with some unknown whores?

Work
L: It's amazing that she's still so huge! Making hits even now.
N: This song truly was everywhere. I think...Rihanna is just a hitmaker.
B: It's not her best, I'll say that.

Thoughts? Who should I do next?

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TheRoof
6 minutes ago, maxblac said:



Disturbia
L: This is a really good halloween song!
N: Is this about, like, mental illness? Or just a song? I mean I doubt Rihanna could answer that...
B: Ahh, back when Rihanna still made white music.


Stay
L: I wouldn't expect this kind of song from her, y'know?
N: She has great vocals for this style of song.
B: Okay but who the **** is Mikky Ekko? Why is Rihanna collabing with some unknown whores?
 

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The Louvre

I enjoy these threads too much :air:. B always has, outspoken, opinions. Refreshing.

Beyoncé next? :classy:

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MaryJaneHolland

Your friends seem very shady :air:

Are they gay? :huntyga: Cuz if they are how could they not know these songs? :air:

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Monster7

B has to be a GGD user, :huntyga:

Do Beyonce/Madonna/Lana del rey/Bruno Mars/Michael Jackson:laughga:next please:oops:

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nerdfacekillah
7 minutes ago, maxblac said:

 


 The only difference between Rihanna and I is that I don't feel guilty when I'm f*cking a side guy.

 

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A Hybrid

I’m doing a reverse of this, asking GGD members about non-pop artists that are still popular. The original post owner is in it, anyone else interested? :vegas: 

EDIT: Also is B single :trollga: 

EDIT: I’m joking :messga: But not about the first part, if anyone wanna join let me know

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Melania K Trump
28 minutes ago, maxblac said:

S.O.S
L: This sounds like Tainted Love! It's my mum's ringtone I think. Tainted Love, not this.
N: It's so 80s, but still fresh today! I love it, honestly.
B: Her first number 1. Reasonable.

SOS samples Tainted Love actually, so she has a point.

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FentyGa
19 hours ago, MaryJaneHolland said:

Your friends seem very shady :air:

Are they gay? :huntyga: Cuz if they are how could they not know these songs? :air:

L and N are cis/het girls, B is gay as ****.

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