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corvus albus

Today i'm going to rank the Billboard Top 20 (May 5, 2018). Starting with the worst and with the best song on top. I have six categories: S*** Tier (0/5) --> Bad Tier (1/5) --> Meh Tier (2/5) --> Decent Tier (3/5) --> Good Tier (4/5) --> Great Tier (5/5) .

S*** Tier

20. Freaky Friday - Lil Dicky, Chris Brown -->   (*trigger warning* very intense review [not by me])      

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryR4LzS64Os                                                          

19. Psycho - Post Malone, Ty Dolla $ign --> *Sigh*

18.- 13. Every J Cole song that invaded the Top 20 :neyde:

12. Look Alive - Block Boy JB, Drake --> *Pukes into the corner*

Bad Tier

11. Walk It Talk It - Migos, Drake --> *SNORE*

10. Mine - Bazzi --> Ewww

9. God's Plan - Drake --> Think about the fact that this song stayed at the top of the Hot 100 for 11 weeks :sharon:

Meh Tier

8. Perfect - Ed Sheeran --> It's finally out of the Top 10!

7. Never Be The Same - Camily Cabello --> Boring mediocrity

6. Nice For What - Drake --> What even is this song?

Decent Tier

5. Meant To Be - Bebe Rexha, Florida Georgia Line --> Why is this on the country charts? It's good don't get me wrong but ... why?

4. The Middle - Zedd, Maren Morris, Grey  --> Zedd is a good producer that will never be great.

Good Tier

3. I Like It - Cardi B, Bad Bunny, J Balvin --> Make this a single Cardi!

2. Call Out My Name - The Weeknd --> You made better song's a long ass time ago.

1. No Tears Left To Cry - Ariana Grande --> This is a problematic song for me. I like it a lot but i also hate a lot of the musical decisions that were made here :sweat:

This chart has an average of 27/100. This is 2016 levels of pathetic! Please kill me!

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Andrew Warhola

I can't believe that there are so many songs in the top 20 this year. Is this a record?

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corvus albus
1 minute ago, selenalavigne said:

Never Be The same is amazing.

The Auto-Tune on this song is atrocious and it drag's the song down several spot's

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BeIIadonna

Not the Ariana song being #1 :air: It's overated and nothing special 

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corvus albus
1 minute ago, Andrew Warhola said:

I can't believe that there are so many songs in the top 20 this year. Is this a record?

When you talk about the terrible quality of the song's, no 2016 had worse weeks but it's pretty close.

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Just now, MonsterGaga5555 said:

Not the Ariana song being #1 :air: It's overated and nothing special 

It's going to shrink on me in record time probably very soon.

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BeIIadonna
Just now, corvus albus said:

It's going to shrink on me in record time probably very soon.

After effects I see :hor:

OT: Except I've never heard about half of these songs in full :awkney: 

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Just now, MonsterGaga5555 said:

After effects I see :hor:

OT: Except I've never heard about half of these songs in full :awkney: 

Don't put yourself through this torture. You will regret it.

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Just now, corvus albus said:

Don't put yourself through this torture. You will regret it.

 

11 minutes ago, corvus albus said:

Today i'm going to rank the Billboard Top 20 (May 5, 2018). Starting with the worst and with the best song on top. I have six categories: S*** Tier (0/5) --> Bad Tier (1/5) --> Meh Tier (2/5) --> Decent Tier (3/5) --> Good Tier (4/5) --> Great Tier (5/5) .

S*** Tier

20. Freaky Friday - Lil Dicky, Chris Brown -->   (*trigger warning* very intense review [not by me])      

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryR4LzS64Os                                                          

19. Psycho - Post Malone, Ty Dolla $ign --> *Sigh*

18.- 13. Every J Cole song that invaded the Top 20 :neyde:

12. Look Alive - Block Boy JB, Drake --> *Pukes into the corner*

Bad Tier

11. Walk It Talk It - Migos, Drake --> *SNORE*

10. Mine - Bazzi --> Ewww

9. God's Plan - Drake --> Think about the fact that this song stayed at the top of the Hot 100 for 11 weeks :sharon:

Meh Tier

8. Perfect - Ed Sheeran --> It's finally out of the Top 10!

7. Never Be The Same - Camily Cabello --> Boring mediocrity

6. Nice For What - Drake --> What even is this song?

Decent Tier

5. Meant To Be - Bebe Rexha, Florida Georgia Line --> Why is this on the country charts? It's good don't get me wrong but ... why?

4. The Middle - Zedd, Maren Morris, Grey  --> Zedd is a good producer that will never be great.

Good Tier

3. I Like It - Cardi B, Bad Bunny, J Balvin --> Make this a single Cardi!

2. Call Out My Name - The Weeknd --> You made better song's a long ass time ago.

1. No Tears Left To Cry - Ariana Grande --> This is a problematic song for me. I like it a lot but i also hate a lot of the musical decisions that were made here :sweat:

This chart has an average of 27/100. This is 2016 levels of pathetic! Please kill me!

Ones in bald I haven't heard in full :selena: 

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corvus albus

You heard the worst and none of the good. I applaud you :golfclap:

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Mirages

Looking at all of the songs all I gotta say is put them all besides Call Out My Name into the **** Tier :trollga:

I'm the bitch that's fragile
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2 minutes ago, gabrielflorin01 said:

I don't even know most of the songs lmao

We can expect 7 new arrivals in the Top 20 and that none of the J Cole songs will survive in the Top 20 next week. You don't have to know or remember most of these songs.

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