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Proof that Gaga is a Goddess


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Hola Soraya

During my usual round of procrastination I thought I'd Google Goddess Gaga and this came up on Wikipedia:

"Gaga is a minor [:triggered:] Babylonian deity featured in the Enûma Eliš. She is sent by Anshar to the forces of Tiamat with the formal announcement of Marduk's readiness to battle Tiamat."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaga_(god)

Gaga being a deity would explain all the shady things happening as a result of the 'Gaga curse'. :wtfga:  For a summary of all the curses the Eternal Mother has placed upon Her victims I refer you to the following posts by @PunkTheFunk : 

This leads me to the conclusion that Gaga's Illuminati contract never expired for it is eternal and irrevocable... :wtfga:

Discuss fellow Little Cultsters, what other evidence do you think exists to prove that the Eternal Mother is a goddess besides emerging in the late 00's to singlehandedly save Pop music and claim our souls as her own? :trollga: 

teets.jpg

 

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Hola Soraya
1 minute ago, xoxo Human said:

Let's bow down to pray then :derpga:

Gagamen! :pray:

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corvus albus

Schamasch-Schum-Ukin will never bend!

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except for Gaga of course :staymad:

 

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FATCAT

This thread converted me from agnosticism. Bless.

This kitten over here (meow)
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DoremonLove
1 hour ago, Hola Soraya said:

 

teets.jpg

 

She looks like an angel in this pic:flutter: Indeed a Goddess:sara:

How can anoyone not love gaga
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