Joanne (piano version) is the slowest pop song I've ever heard

[RadioIsOurs 13,876]

I don't find it boring, but I do find it unnecessarily...dragging. It may quite actually be the slowest pop song I've ever heard.  I thought it's like one of those Adele/Lana ballads but none of them are this slow. Even Ruth B's Lost Boy (snooze) is faster than this. Are you sure the song isn't played in negative tempo?  I feel it could definitely pick up some speed. 

[ANVEEROY 62,177]

Interesting. 

[RadioIsOurs 13,876]

Just now, Anveeroy said:

Interesting. 

Is that shady? 

[Anderson123 39,907]

I agree. It makes the album version feel like Telephone. Lol just kidding but I do think it didn't have to be around 5 minutes long, I thought it'd be like Someone Like You. Still love it though, it's a beautiful song and feels even more melancholic with just the piano and her voice.

[ANVEEROY 62,177]

2 minutes ago, RainbowBlonde said:

Is that shady? 

Suspense  

[Rifek 51,753]

Change the speed on Youtube to 1.25 and you will get a faster radio version of this song 

[The Bling 12,253]

3 minutes ago, RainbowBlonde said:

Is that shady? 

Look it up

[LDGA 1,260]

Truth, this version is way too slow, i prefer the original in the album is more beautiful.

[ryanripley 86,575]

i love how slow it is but i'm into slow classical music anyway

[PerfectGUY 7,822]

Yes I find it frustrating that it's that slow

even tough I love it

I think the album version is wayyy more suited for the GP and radios

[DoremonLove 8,147]

I just love how slow it is  i can taste all the words

[Guest ARTPOPSlays]

I actually love how slow it is. I can just listen and zone out and completely relaxe to it 

But I do wonder if they’re gonna speed it up if radios play it 

[djBuffoon 12,175]

Of course it's slow. It's a ballad  

[RadioIsOurs 13,876]

Just now, djBuffoon said:

Of course it's slow. It's a ballad  

No, it's actually so slow that it invented a new genre which is even slower than ballads 

[djBuffoon 12,175]

Just now, RainbowBlonde said:

No, it's actually so slow that it invented a new genre which is even slower than ballads 

well, after all, she is the Queen of Inventing Genres...