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Joanne (piano version) is the slowest pop song I've ever heard


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I don't find it boring, but I do find it unnecessarily...dragging. It may quite actually be the slowest pop song I've ever heard. :duck: I thought it's like one of those Adele/Lana ballads but none of them are this slow. Even Ruth B's Lost Boy (snooze) is faster than this. Are you sure the song isn't played in negative tempo? :selena: I feel it could definitely pick up some speed. 

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Anderson123

I agree. It makes the album version feel like Telephone. Lol just kidding but I do think it didn't have to be around 5 minutes long, I thought it'd be like Someone Like You. Still love it though, it's a beautiful song and feels even more melancholic with just the piano and her voice.

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Anveeroy
2 minutes ago, RainbowBlonde said:

Is that shady? :triggered:

Suspense :hor: 

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Change the speed on Youtube to 1.25 and you will get a faster radio version of this song :staymad:

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The Bling
3 minutes ago, RainbowBlonde said:

Is that shady? :triggered:

Look it up :reductive:

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ryanripley

i love how slow it is but i'm into slow classical music anyway

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PerfectGUY

Yes I find it frustrating that it's that slow

even tough I love it

I think the album version is wayyy more suited for the GP and radios

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Guest ARTPOPSlays

I actually love how slow it is. I can just listen and zone out and completely relaxe to it :tongue:

But I do wonder if they’re gonna speed it up if radios play it 

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RadioIsOurs
Just now, djBuffoon said:

Of course it's slow. It's a ballad :triggered: 

No, it's actually so slow that it invented a new genre which is even slower than ballads :triggered:

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djBuffoon
Just now, RainbowBlonde said:

No, it's actually so slow that it invented a new genre which is even slower than ballads :triggered:

well, after all, she is the Queen of Inventing Genres... :triggered: 

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