RadioIsOurs 13,876 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 24 minutes ago, Irrelevant said: "Wat is het beste liedje van Lady Gaga" inquires Driezewies. An awkward moment of silence ensues. Siri frantically runs to Google HQ to translate the sentence, partly because the iPhone's battery is going to run out any second, even though it's at 57%. "Show me your teeth!" Siri exclaims as she bursts into the Google Translate room. The translators snicker at the pathetic Siri trying to get information from it's rival company. "Translate this for me!!!" The translators glance at the sentence, and reply "Scheiße... that's the tea" "What the ****ing hell is THAT!?? What's a sheiBe???" "It means s***, just like you." teases the other Google employee. Fuming, Siri walks out of the room. However, she was destined to find the answer for Driezewies. It was her destiny, her hope, her dreams, and her only day job. She walks to down the hallway to the infamous Google search bar, destined to find an answer. Before she can type in anything, security stops her. "Do you have an Android phone?" asks the first guard. "Yes" Siri replies confident.mp3 ly. The second guard looks at her in suspicion, and says "I'm afraid we will have to scan you." He scans her, only to find 1000000 iPhone X's in her iWeave and her iPants. Siri tries to push past security, but the security blasted her out of the HQ with a lethal Note 7 bomb. Destined to find an answer for poor Driezewies, who has been waiting impatiently, she runs to her last resort. The dreaded Bing. She types in: "Wat is het beste liedje van Lady Gaga." After various "is shawn mendes a hunty" and "FRANKENSTEINED IS COMING TOMORROW OMG YASSSS SLAY MOMMMMMYYYY" threads in german, she finally found the answer to her question. Million F***ing Reasons She runs back to her home and answers Driezewies, but before Driezewies could reply, the phone ran out of battery and shut down. Driezewies was shook, bald & ha wig got snatched so hard. Siri was tired and called her friend, Stocks. Lightly, she sung "can you be my witness?" Thanks for submitting your essay. Sadly, I have to give it a D+ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philo 344 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, gagagoogoose said: According to my Siri, My reaction: Not for me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mana Mahad 1,749 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Marry the night is the only correct answer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtfgaga 673 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImpossiblePrincess 3,878 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 51 minutes ago, gagagoogoose said: According to my Siri, My reaction: Mine said LoveGame Welcome to GagaDaily, it looks like things just got messgendary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch 91,357 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 hours ago, LePetitMonstr said: IDK @Dutch are you? Yaaasss I am. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LePetitGAGABLover 21,234 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dutch said: Yaaasss I am. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch 91,357 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 hour ago, LePetitMonstr said: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewUsername 11,410 Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Irrelevant said: "Wat is het beste liedje van Lady Gaga" inquires Driezewies. An awkward moment of silence ensues. Siri frantically runs to Google HQ to translate the sentence, partly because the iPhone's battery is going to run out any second, even though it's at 57%. "Show me your teeth!" Siri exclaims as she bursts into the Google Translate room. The translators snicker at the pathetic Siri trying to get information from it's rival company. "Translate this for me!!!" The translators glance at the sentence, and reply "Scheiße... that's the tea" "What the ****ing hell is THAT!?? What's a sheiBe???" "It means s***, just like you." teases the other Google employee. Fuming, Siri walks out of the room. However, she was destined to find the answer for Driezewies. It was her destiny, her hope, her dreams, and her only day job. She walks to down the hallway to the infamous Google search bar, destined to find an answer. Before she can type in anything, security stops her. "Do you have an Android phone?" asks the first guard. "Yes" Siri replies confident.mp3 ly. The second guard looks at her in suspicion, and says "I'm afraid we will have to scan you." He scans her, only to find 1000000 iPhone X's in her iWeave and her iPants. Siri tries to push past security, but the security blasted her out of the HQ with a lethal Note 7 bomb. Destined to find an answer for poor Driezewies, who has been waiting impatiently, she runs to her last resort. The dreaded Bing. She types in: "Wat is het beste liedje van Lady Gaga." After various "is shawn mendes a hunty" and "FRANKENSTEINED IS COMING TOMORROW OMG YASSSS SLAY MOMMMMMYYYY" threads in german, she finally found the answer to her question. Million F***ing Reasons She runs back to her home and answers Driezewies, but before Driezewies could reply, the phone ran out of battery and shut down. Driezewies was shook, bald & ha wig got snatched so hard. Siri was tired and called her friend, Stocks. Lightly, she sung "can you be my witness?" Omg, I love you you definitely put a lot of effort in it. Only thing: I have a brand new iPhone SE since 2 weeks, so the battery is still top notch :p Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant 20,282 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Driezewies said: Only thing: I have a brand new iPhone SE since 2 weeks, so the battery is still top notch :p 광야로 걸어가 알아 네 home ground Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildAmerican 13,672 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I tried too and got MR. Would Siri lie? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 109,606 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Some one please do this with Cortana and Alexa please (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ dancin' until i'm dead (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewUsername 11,410 Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Irrelevant said: it really is! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SILENT HILL 1,715 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I asked her what Lady Gaga’s worst song is and she said Born This Way Siri is homophobic guys #confirmed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daenerys 6,120 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 ME: hey Siri, play Lady Gaga’s WORST song. MUSIC: “HEERE WE GOO” Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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