Doot 2 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Back in 2010, director Robert Rodriguez unleashed Machete, his cheesy action extravaganza starring Danny Trejo as a Mexican vigilante seeking revenge on those who had double-crossed him. Based on a “fake” trailer promoted during Grindhouse, the film managed to attract an all-star cast consisting of Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Cheech Marin, Lindsay Lohan, Don Johnson, Jessica Alba, and Robert De Niro. Having fared decently at the box office, a sequel, Machete Kills, was released in 2013. Sporting another unbelievable cast with Mel Gibson, Amber Heard, Demian Bichir, Charlie Sheen, Sofia Vergara, and Lady Gaga… Machete Kills was a riot! My personal opinion: I love Machete, but the sequel scores a few higher points in my book; watching the film on the big screen was one of my all-time favorite theatre-going experiences. Attached at the opening and end of the film was a teaser for the supposedly upcoming film Machete Kills Again… in Space. This trailer took the cheese factor to the next level, promising the return of Lady Gaga while insinuating that Justin Bieber would star as Bleep, an obvious spoof of Star Wars‘ C-3PO. Also featured was none other than Leonardo DiCaprio! Touted as the Man in the Silver Mask, DiCaprio would supposedly take over the role previously played by Mel Gibson (although this bit of casting notice includes the subtext: “actor subject to change”… hopefully not!!!) While promoting Dead Again in Tombstone in a recent Facebook Live Q&A, the From Dusk Till Dawn actor revealed, “We’re waiting. I’ve already talked to Robert [Rodriguez]. He says, ‘Yeah, I’m putting it together. Let’s start writing it.’ So I talked to Mel Gibson. I said, ‘Mel, hey, come on, let’s talk. Let’s do Machete Kills in Space.’ Mel goes, ‘I’m in. I’m ready. Tell Robert.’ So we’re gonna do it.” http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/262219/danny-trejo-finally-gives-update-machete-kills-space/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanLights 15,576 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 “In space” idk what I expected Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doot 2 Posted December 19, 2017 Author Share Posted December 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, CyanLights said: “In space” idk what I expected They literally showed a trailer for it at the end of Machete Kills... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Nook 37,808 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 The cheese It’d be cool for Gaga to have a cameo again Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanLights 15,576 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, Doot said: They literally showed a trailer for it at the end of Machete Kills... Oh whoops I never finished the movie cause I got bored lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doot 2 Posted December 19, 2017 Author Share Posted December 19, 2017 1 minute ago, CyanLights said: Oh whoops I never finished the movie cause I got bored lol Mess Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald 13,841 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Yasss I'm here for it!! La Chameleon, baby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatislaps 34,851 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 well I hope Aura m/v gets filmed in space then.....still salty it didn't have one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quasi 10,934 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 So that's what they meant by Gaga in Space 2018. I don't understand pineapples, so I don't eat bananas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doot 2 Posted December 19, 2017 Author Share Posted December 19, 2017 38 minutes ago, Quasi said: So that's what they meant by Gaga in Space 2018. Nnnnnn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson123 38,415 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 It'd be super funny if they do some Star Wars inspired characters and scenes so I'm excited for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calmar 22,064 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 27 minutes ago, Alan123 said: It'd be super funny if they do some Star Wars inspired characters and scenes so I'm excited for it. "They never told you what happened to Machete." "They told me enough. They told me you killed him." "No. I... am Machete." "Noooooooo!" 俺の勝利は揺るぎない Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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