Another Day, Another Slay

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The site further quotes Gaga as having described the man as an “illuminated prince” who launched her into superstardom, but also introduced a “dark spirituality” into her body. Gaga recently postponed the European leg of her Joanne World Tour due to “severe physical pain,” which the webloid insists was brought on by the “dark forces” of the Illuminati. According to a supposed documentary crew member, there’s an interview scene that was left on the cutting room floor in which Gaga says, “This is the reason why so many people who dabble in the dark arts are so unhappy. They flicker bright like a morning star and then wind up committing suicide or destroying themselves with substance abuse.”

But Gossip Cop checked in with a source close to Gaga, who dismissed the site’s report as complete “nonsense.” Netflix insiders similarly assure us there’s no cut footage of the singer discussing her ties to the Illuminati, an 18th-century secret society that likely no longer exists, unless you listen to conspiracy theorists. Oddly enough, MediaTakeOut claimed last year that Gaga’s music video for “Dancin’ In Circles” contained hidden messages exposing her ties to the organization. That report was completely ludicrous, and the same goes for this latest one on the subject

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DIC video exists confirmed 

[Moebius 8,965]

People still ride Illuminati's **** in 2017? Wow

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1 minute ago, Moebius said:

People still ride Illuminati's **** in 2017? Wow

[DelusionalGaga 29,579]

How can people talk about that sh*t with a straight face? I wonder whether they're actually serious or just troling  

 

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14 minutes ago, DelusionalGaga said:

How can people talk about that sh*t with a straight face? I wonder whether they're actually serious or just troling  

 

Must be trolling  

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Why can't Dan Brown write a novel about Gaga and Illuminati already

The plot will be as follows. The iconique indie-pop star Lady Gaga disappears. It is believed that she is kidnapped because of the weird symbols in her California farm which resemble the chord progression of "Express Yourself" 

The police can't do anything, hence the FBI agent has to rely on the private efforts of Little Monsters detective agency. At the time of Gaga's alleged abduction The Little Detectives agency was busy spying on Shawn Mendes and desperately trying to find Gaga's Epione's bills.

It was a hell of a scene in Malibu, but after deciphering the chords Little Detectives come to conclusion they were painted by Asia in Gaga's Malibu mansion; it was a warning that Gaga has become hostage of Illuminati. The Illuminati, when they understand that Asia has betrayed them, withhold a Kinney titile of her and she is Asia no longer Kinney. Furthermore, they threaten to delete an unreleased Gaga song every hour if Little Detectives don't stop their work. To prove their serious intentions, they erase TEA, thus inflicting mental wounds on pop detectives. 

Little Unicorns fight through though, and are not stopped by anything. The threads of destiny lead them to New York, where they discover and Illuminati clan headed by Miss Claudia Germanotta and jazz legend Antonio Benedetto. They have deep Italian roots and their purpose was to introduce Gaga to the dark arts of jazz music and Italian cuccinis farming, casting a shadow upon her pop career which permitted little time for jazz and farming. 

 

 

However, Gaga escapes and flees back to California where she record the heavenly sound of her new album Joanne breaks the spells of Illuminati and saves the pop world. She exposes the Illuminati. We love her again. 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, bumblebee said:

Why can't Dan Brown write a novel about Gaga and Illuminati already

The plot will be as follows. The iconique indie-pop star Lady Gaga disappears. It is believed that she is kidnapped because of the weird symbols in her California farm which resemble the chord progression of "Express Yourself" 

The police can't do anything, hence the FBI agent has to rely on the private efforts of Little Monsters detective agency. At the time of Gaga's alleged abduction The Little Detectives agency was busy spying on Shawn Mendes and desperately trying to find Gaga's Epione's bills.

It was a hell of a scene in Malibu, but after deciphering the chords Little Detectives come to conclusion they were painted by Asia in Gaga's Malibu mansion; it was a warning that Gaga has become hostage of Illuminati. The Illuminati, when they understand that Asia has betrayed them, withhold a Kinney titile of her and she is Asia no longer Kinney. Furthermore, they threaten to delete an unreleased Gaga song every hour if Little Detectives don't stop their work. To prove their serious intentions, they erase TEA, thus inflicting mental wounds on pop detectives. 

Little Unicorns fight through though, and are not stopped by anything. The threads of destiny lead them to New York, where they discover and Illuminati clan headed by Miss Claudia Germanotta and jazz legend Antonio Benedetto. They have deep Italian roots and their purpose was to introduce Gaga to the dark arts of jazz music and Italian cuccinis farming, casting a shadow upon her pop career which permitted little time for jazz and farming. 

 

 

However, Gaga escapes and flees back to California where she record the heavenly sound of her new album Joanne breaks the spells of Illuminati and saves the pop world. She exposes the Illuminati. We love her again. 

 

 

Please make a separate thread! It needs appreciations!!! 

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there is this guy on youtube, doing all these conspiracies vids with, a huge following... after spending some time watching the vids and reading the comments, i am fairly certain these people have some kind of condition 

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5 minutes ago, Anveeroy said:

Please make a separate thread! It needs appreciations!!! 

I'll try 

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18 minutes ago, bumblebee said:

Why can't Dan Brown write a novel about Gaga and Illuminati already

The plot will be as follows. The iconique indie-pop star Lady Gaga disappears. It is believed that she is kidnapped because of the weird symbols in her California farm which resemble the chord progression of "Express Yourself" 

The police can't do anything, hence the FBI agent has to rely on the private efforts of Little Monsters detective agency. At the time of Gaga's alleged abduction The Little Detectives agency was busy spying on Shawn Mendes and desperately trying to find Gaga's Epione's bills.

It was a hell of a scene in Malibu, but after deciphering the chords Little Detectives come to conclusion they were painted by Asia in Gaga's Malibu mansion; it was a warning that Gaga has become hostage of Illuminati. The Illuminati, when they understand that Asia has betrayed them, withhold a Kinney titile of her and she is Asia no longer Kinney. Furthermore, they threaten to delete an unreleased Gaga song every hour if Little Detectives don't stop their work. To prove their serious intentions, they erase TEA, thus inflicting mental wounds on pop detectives. 

Little Unicorns fight through though, and are not stopped by anything. The threads of destiny lead them to New York, where they discover and Illuminati clan headed by Miss Claudia Germanotta and jazz legend Antonio Benedetto. They have deep Italian roots and their purpose was to introduce Gaga to the dark arts of jazz music and Italian cuccinis farming, casting a shadow upon her pop career which permitted little time for jazz and farming. 

 

 

However, Gaga escapes and flees back to California where she record the heavenly sound of her new album Joanne breaks the spells of Illuminati and saves the pop world. She exposes the Illuminati. We love her again. 

 

 

Please become an author

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4 minutes ago, Phaye Monster said:

24 minutes ago, bumblebee said:

Why can't Dan Brown write a novel about Gaga and Illuminati already

The plot will be as follows. The iconique indie-pop star Lady Gaga disappears. It is believed that she is kidnapped because of the weird symbols in her California farm which resemble the chord progression of "Express Yourself" 

The police can't do anything, hence the FBI agent has to rely on the private efforts of Little Monsters detective agency. At the time of Gaga's alleged abduction The Little Detectives agency was busy spying on Shawn Mendes and desperately trying to find Gaga's Epione's bills.

It was a hell of a scene in Malibu, but after deciphering the chords Little Detectives come to conclusion they were painted by Asia in Gaga's Malibu mansion; it was a warning that Gaga has become hostage of Illuminati. The Illuminati, when they understand that Asia has betrayed them, withhold a Kinney titile of her and she is Asia no longer Kinney. Furthermore, they threaten to delete an unreleased Gaga song every hour if Little Detectives don't stop their work. To prove their serious intentions, they erase TEA, thus inflicting mental wounds on pop detectives. 

Little Unicorns fight through though, and are not stopped by anything. The threads of destiny lead them to New York, where they discover and Illuminati clan headed by Miss Claudia Germanotta and jazz legend Antonio Benedetto. They have deep Italian roots and their purpose was to introduce Gaga to the dark arts of jazz music and Italian cuccinis farming, casting a shadow upon her pop career which permitted little time for jazz and farming. 

 

 

However, Gaga escapes and flees back to California where she record the heavenly sound of her new album Joanne breaks the spells of Illuminati and saves the pop world. She exposes the Illuminati. We love her again. 

 

 

 

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The only Secret Story that matters to me, Secret Story Portugal who?  

Write a separate thread about this pls, make it a fanfic even, just give this the recognition it deserves  

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2 minutes ago, HausOfAmericano said:

SLAY at the Secret Story France gif!

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The only Secret Story that matters to me, Secret Story Portugal who?  

Write a separate thread about this pls, make it a fanfic even, just give this the recognition it deserves  

done! Asking people to write their stories, too. Thanks for the love