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Who's the best Jonas Brother?

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Thick Thotnas (The Daddy)

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My personal favorite. The most talented vocally, acting wise, and probably everything else wise :hor:. Has 3 solo albums; 2 of which I heard and loved. Best known for his gigs on Camp Rock, Scream Queens, and Kingdom. Also known as Demi Lovato's best friend. Y'all jealous.mp3?

Hoe Hotnas (The Pretty boy/Fückboy)

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Used to be my favorite till Thick became more revelant and turned into a hunk; so around 2013/2014. A very nice singer and very easy to look at. He has 1 solo album that has some bops but ultimately flopped. He's also the lead singer of funk-pop band, DNCE; which is pretty cool and serves some bops. Best known as Snakelor's 27 seconds call dumper. I guess he didn't want to See No More.mp3 of her.

Devin Doughnas (The Other One)

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Best known for getting married and becoming a short lived reality TV star.

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DeanWinchester
5 minutes ago, lilmonster93 said:

The most talented vocally, acting wise

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5 minutes ago, lilmonster93 said:

Hoe

 

5 minutes ago, lilmonster93 said:

Fückboy

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Tom Nook
17 minutes ago, lilmonster93 said:

My personal favorite. The most talented vocally, acting wise, and probably everything else wise :hor:. Has 3 solo albums; 2 of which I heard and loved. Best known for his gigs on Camp Rock, Scream Queens, and Kingdom. Also known as Demi Lovato's best friend. Y'all jealous.mp3?

 

17 minutes ago, lilmonster93 said:

Used to be my favorite till Thick became more revelant and turned into a hunk; so around 2013/2014. A very nice singer and very easy to look at. He has 1 solo album that has some bops but ultimately flopped. He's also the lead singer of funk-pop band, DNCE; which is pretty cool and serves some bops. Best known as Snakelor's 27 seconds call dumper. I guess he didn't want to See No More.mp3 of her.

I see the other two and I'm like nice :lolly: and then there's Kevin

17 minutes ago, lilmonster93 said:

Best known for getting married and becoming a short lived reality TV star.

oh :selena:

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ryanripley

joe :giveup: 

i have a signed edition of his solo album, he's my type in every single way, i love his stuff in DNCE :giveup: 

he's the only male celebrity i allow myself to objectify and meltdown for like a true fan girl :giveup: 

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ryanripley

also doughnut donas is in the real housewives of new jersey :air: he builds homes now :air: 

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Funny story about the Jonas Brothers.

My city got DNCE to perform for fourth of July and tickets were pretty cheap (something like $14 for entrance to the event with lots of vendors, activities and you got to see DNCE and Hunty Hayes).

So anyways, I was super excited to go see the 2nd most successful Jonas brother with my friends (in fact that was my selling point to get then to come with me). Obviously Nick is the most successful, I mean he's doing amazing as a solo artist while Joe had to stop marketing "Joe" and start marketing DNCE since his solo album flopped harder than Witness.mp3 and I won't even mention Kevin since he's basically dropped off the radar after his reality show or whatever.

So DNCE starts playing a couple of songs and we start getting in to them when all of a sudden one of my friends ruins all the fun for everyone. So turns out she googled each of the Jonas Brothers net worths and Joe was not #1, not #2, but the THIRD most successful Jonas brother! Like how the hell do you get beat out by Kevin?! His real name isn't even f***ing Kevin! It's PAUL! So long story short, PAUL Jonas is more sucessful than Joe Jonas. Nick is still #1 though, obviously.

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