Flop fan moments

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2 hours ago, aaron l said:

I have no explanation besides her asking to hang off the back of a horse. 

Shes nentioned that she likes guys with long hair 

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16 hours ago, Arcanum said:

 

*A month ago I realized that John Wayne is not a fictional person.  

Well I now know that John Wayne isn't a fictional person thanks to you  MESS

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This thread is hilarious omg 

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16 hours ago, Anveeroy said:

I thought,  'your mother mary' in Diamond Heart but it's not. :3 

Young, wild, American 

I personally thought "you were an American" until I watch the JWT, it revealed me that's not right.

But also during JWT when she's saying "young, wild, canadian", I heard "young, wild, chamaleon" 

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33 minutes ago, shoful said:

 I cant breathe 

but if her natural hair color is brunette wouldn't her south already be brunette 

HML was in 2011 maybe she fashioned blonde pubies  

 Then in MJH in 2013 she got bored and dyed it again brunette. 

Or wore a pubies wig 

Or shaved it and started getting all natural

[bambi96 1,504]

I thought Alejandro was from BTW, not TFM.

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Just now, bambi96 said:

I thought Alejandro was from BTW, not TFM.

I used to think Alejandro was from TF 

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45 minutes ago, Arcanum said:

HML was in 2011 maybe she fashioned blonde pubies  

 Then in MJH in 2013 she got bored and dyed it again brunette. 

Or wore a pubies wig 

Or shaved it and started getting all natural

Imagine her going through all that and only her and Taylor realizing  (and Tony, because he painted her naked)

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17 hours ago, GypsyBabe said:

I though it was vertical stick until last year  

That's not what that is either...?  

I'm just going to read all the lyrics of her songs because apparently idk them at all 

[ristretto 882]

Not to act elitist, but I've never been through any of your flop moments and I became a stan in 2009. I just read all 11 pages. I'll be praying for you all! 

[Kimblue 7,334]

I didn't know that the meat dress was real until this year.

[arrtpop 2,751]

While reading this thread I realized that it was Konvict at the beginning of JD. I didn't even know it was a name I just thought it was part of the instrumental. 

[KleinGa 18,177]

1 hour ago, ChristianDior said:

 

 

 

 

 

The amount of people who were scared of a song called 'Bloody Mary'.   You're all so cute. 

This is adorable, imagine how many other people actually used to be 'scared' of it.

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She is coming for your souls tonight while you're asleep...

 

I wasn't scared because of the urban legend of "Bloody Mary" but of the general creepiness of the song. 

Also, I sold my soul to her a long long time ago  in return for bops

 

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I have a long flop history  

- When I first started stanning Gaga in 2009, I thought it was Christina Aguilera in the Just Dance MV

- I didn't know what the meaning of the disco stick was until 2011

- I thought Gaga was french and not italian

- Remember 'The Boy Does Nothing' by Alesha Dixon? Yeah, I thought that was Gaga's song  and even tried looking for it on my copy of The Fame  

- I thought Bad Romance was about an abusive relationship

- I thought Gaga was preggo in 2014 after rumors flew out

- I thought ARTPOP wasn't an album, but a whole music genre when she explained it in 2012

- I thought Gaga was naturally blonde until 2012 when she started going brunette

- The only lyric I can actually say out aloud in Scheiße is "I don't speak German but I can if you like OOOWWW" and the rest I have no idea 

- I thought her and Beyoncè were lovers in 2010 after finding out she was bisexual and they seemed really close in Video Phone and Telephone MVs

- I thought BR was on The Fame when I heard it and was confused when it wasn't on the track list

- I thought she ate the meat dress after the VMAs bc thats what my friend told me and I was gullible as sh*t

- I missed buying tickets to both the BTWB and artRAVE bc I left it too late  

- I mistook Gaga's sister and thought she was Marina and the Diamonds when I first saw her  

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For some odd reason I thought she had a brother that she never talks to and then I realized I was getting it mixed up with katy perry who has a younger brother...

[Hi Its Nicole 5,428]

13 hours ago, Genesia said:

In Venus, I thought she said Aphrodite lady, seashell biking guard of cascic.  

In Dope, I thought she said May peace prevail all of you..  

In Gypsy, I thought it was Young wild American, I'm Norweigan....  

In Donatella: Donatella, I'm notorious, I'm in fashion class! :meh: 

Bich u predicted Diamond Heart!!!!