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I Can Forecast Flops!


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migamiga
1 hour ago, PunkTheFunk said:

Rihanna

Music of the Sun to A Girl Like Me (Sep 2005 to Feb 2006): 6

A Girl Like Me to GGGB  (Nov 2006 to March 2007): 8 <-- success

GGGB to Rated R (Oct 2008 to Oct 2009): 31 <-- success

Rated R to Loud (May 2010 to Sep 2010): 32 <-- success

Loud to Talk That Talk (May 2011 to Sep 2011): 39 <-- success

Talk That Talk to Unapologetic (May 2012 to Sep 2012): 35 <--Unapologetic is her first album to receive "mixed reviews" on Wikipedia :trollga:

Unapologetic to Anti (May 2013 to Jan 2016): 27 <-- flop :trollga:

But let's be real, Rihanna is practically immune to truly flopping :laughga:

Beyonce

Dangerously in Love to B'Day (March 2004 to Jun 2006): 13

B'Day to Sasha Fierce (July 2007 to Oct 2008): 24 <-- success

Sasha Fierce to 4 (May 2009 to Apr 2011): 23.5 <-- a "flop" :trollga:

4 to Beyonce (Oct 2011 to Dec 2013): 27 <-- success

Beyonce to Lemonade (Dec 2013 since self-titled was a surprise album and all tracks were technically the lead single (:trollga:) to Feb 2016): 27 <-- success :trollga:

I wasn't expecting you to do this. You are amazing :giveup:

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Werk
15 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

Britney is a bit tricky to do because her public breakdown in 2007 would've generated a lot of Google searches that wouldn't have necessarily helped album sales.

Britney's post-2004 albums

Up to Blackout (2004 to Sep 2007): 30

Blackout to Circus (March 2008 to Oct 2008): 15   <-- all the searches she generated during her breakdown make it seem like Circus flopped, but it didn't.

Circus to Femme Fatale (June 2009 to Jan 2011): 12 <-- flop :trollga:

Femme Fatale to Britney Jean  (Sep 2011 to Sep 2013): 8 <-- flop :trollga:

Britney Jean to Glory (Nov 2013 to July 2016): 5 <-- flop :trollga:

Oh jeez it is tricky because most of them aren't flops

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littlepotter
16 hours ago, Obman said:

As an avid math lover

This might be the first time I've ever read such a sentence

chaeri pls
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DeanWinchester
17 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

My textbook "Introduction to Matheflopical Analysis: A Mess, A Kii, A Differential Equation" comes out this summer

Preordered

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PunkTheFunk
19 hours ago, Detox Icunt said:

:sure:

 

She ended in bankruptcy in that era 

It spawned a number one hit that went 5x Platinum and three top ten singles :trollga:

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badgirlmeat
2 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

It spawned a number one hit that went 5x Platinum and three top ten singles :trollga:

But the album didn't sell, and the tour was a mess. Still, with ANTI, it's her best album :wub:

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Chromatislaps
23 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

 

will LG6 be an Unflop? AKA a hit?

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KyliesChild
22 hours ago, Delusional Aura said:

Love, you have way too much time on your hands :lolly:

Love, you spend as much time as you do on this site, except he does something worthwhile unlike that negativity you exude. 

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There should be some new factors imposed to this system since it isn't as accuarate as it could be, but this is still great! It's just a prediction of how much star-power one has, and the captivation of the media one artist has garnered  over the years.

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PunkTheFunk
22 hours ago, Delusional Aura said:

Love, you have way too much time on your hands :lolly:

You're not wrong

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