Trump has "magnetic" personality and exudes "positive energy"

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http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/05/29/a_nutso_white_house_statement_lauds_donald_trump_s_magnetic_personality.html

 

The Washington Post’s Ashley Parker has a comprehensive story about Donald Trump’s “snubs and slights,” which somehow spins one of the few truly admirable qualities of Donald Trump’s personality – his glee in belittling and humiliating the boot-lickers and opportunists who choose to work for him – into a negative. Working in the Trump White House, Parker reports, is basically like working for an insult comic who’s always trying out new material. From casually shattering Sean Spicer’s dreams of meeting the Pope to warning everyone from his U.N. Ambassador to his sons that he can fire them any old time he pleases, Trump regularly rewards his employees’ loyalty with undermining pettiness.

To respond to this assertion that working for Donald Trump is awful, the White House’s Hope Hicks released a remarkable statement that was absolutely not dictated by her boss while he paced behind her, furiously chewing gum:

President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor . . . and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible.

What a set of things to say about a president who’s consistently miserable, sarcastic, and angry! Like many such over-the-top statements from the Trump White House, it scans equally well in Trump Voice and Drippingly Sarcastic, John-C.-McGinley-in-Scrubs Voice. All you need is to add some italics:

President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats eeeeeeeeeveryone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor . . . and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible.

[Saint Hollywood 37,364]

I didn't know acting uneducated and hateful towards people was a good thing

[alextruper17 8,908]

Young wild American

[Logan 20,917]

[PunkTheFunk 125,734]

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3 minutes ago, Saint Hollywood said:

I didn't know acting uneducated and hateful towards people was a good thing

Me either. It really shouldn't be normalized at all.

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2 minutes ago, alextruper17 said:

Young wild American

Looking to be something

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1 minute ago, PunkTheFunk said:

Preach!

[Miel 15,009]

Did not expect that article, considering the thread title lmao

[donutellha 13,819]

magnetic? i see.

 

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1 hour ago, donutellha said:

magnetic? i see.

 

ducky duck duck, I was on GGD trying to forget my physics course. I h8 u 

[River 128,843]

Melania's hands are also magnetic, this is why she's always missing his hands..

[Lion Heart 15,041]

Slay I guess

[Chr 4,217]

"He was charismatic, magnetic, electric and everybody knew it when he walked in every woman's head turned, everyone stood up to talk to him he was like this hybrid, this mix of a man who couldn't contain himself"

 Give me that National Anthem monologue tease 

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2 hours ago, Miel said:

Did not expect that article, considering the thread title lmao

Lol, that's why I put certain words in quotations. :P