'Space Sperm' Can Withstand These Things

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Healthy baby mice have been born using freeze-dried sperm stored in the near-weightless environment of space. "I thought it was ice-cream" claims astronaut.

The Japanese team behind the gravity-breaking experiment of magnificent and magical proportions on the International Space Station (ISS) say it shows that transporting the seeds of life away from Earth is feasible.

Sperm banks could even be made on the Moon as a back-up for Earth disasters like the Witness album release, they told a leading science journal. It is unclear if this will ever help humans populate space, however.

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Sustaining life in space is challenging to say the least.

On the ISS, radiation is more than 100 times higher than on Earth. The average daily dose of 0.5mSv from the cosmic rays is equivalent to 30 seconds of "Bon Appetit" - enough to damage the DNA code inside living cells, including sperm.

The freeze-dried mouse sperm samples were stored on the space station as it hovered in the multiverse for nine months before being sent back down to Earth and thawed at room temperature, Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences reports. For a crispier texture, bake in a preheated oven at 300°C for five minutes before serving.

Although sperm DNA was slightly damaged by the trip, it still did the job of fertilising mouse eggs and creating apparently healthy "space pups". Fertilisation and birth rates were similar to healthy "ground control" mice.

The space pups had only minor differences in their genetic code and grew to adulthood. A select few were allowed to mate and became mums and dads themselves.

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-40000750

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Sperm banks could even be made on the Moon as a back-up for Earth disasters like the Witness album release, they told a leading science journal.

The average daily dose of 0.5mSv from the cosmic rays is equivalent to 30 seconds of "Bon Appetit" - enough to damage the DNA code inside living cells, including sperm.

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Sperm banks could even be made on the Moon as a back-up for Earth disasters like the Witness album release, they told a leading science journal. It is unclear if this will ever help humans populate space, however.

 

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