How to Make a Lady Gaga

[Red Velvet 10,988]

WARNING: This post is satirical, please don't be that serious.

The Fame era:

Put 1 cup of origami dress in bowl

Crack Ziggy Stardust's bolt 

Put bolt in bowl

Put blonde bangs 

Put 4 number 10's in the Billboard Hot 100

Put the Gaga batter in muffin cups

Put it in oven and wait for 4 minutes

And we have this:

 

The Fame Monster era:

A cup of darkness

Half a cup of fears

Half a cup of 3 Billboard Top 5

A bowl of 800 million views, 280 million views and 300 million views.

 

Hey, do one of you have a recipe on making a Lady Gaga? Do you have one recipe of cake like Lady Gaga? 

[The Fame 4,192]

1 cup Italian curls

2 tsp cigarettes

3 Jazz clubs

1 Tony Bennett (pre-cooked)

A pinch of trumpet

Bake for several months and glaze final product with the tears of monsters screaming for more pop music.

 

And there you have a Cheek to Cheek. 

 

[Red Velvet 10,988]

1 Koons Ball

2 tsp gypsies

100 millions of clapping

2 songs about sex (Sexxx Dreams & GUY)

10 pinches of betrayals (ARTPOP ACT II, ARTAPP, SEXX DREAMS FT. RIHANNA, DWUW MUSIC VIDEO, VENUS AND DOPE AS SINGLE, I WANNA BE WITH YOU, IN,LIKE WITH YOU AND BROOKLYN NIGHTS AT ARTPOP, VOLANTIS, TELEPHONE CONTINUATION AND MORE.)

There you have ARTPOP.

[Stef 61,598]

One pint of potentiality 

5 teaspoons of frustration 

a sprinkle of mismanagement

 

[artpopulace 1,657]

Put in bops and religious songs

Collect the best tracks Gaga has made in her lifetime

Put in a bowl as base

Put Gaga's latest Billboard Hot 100 #1

Put in the Grammys it deserved (blended)

Put 1 mole and tons of wigs

Put it the things in oven and wait for 6 months

Get Madonna sing your lead single in her own tour for promo

Glaze the thing with and load of gays getting laid to BTW

Make 1,108,000 cupcakes out of it for first week  and continue to make millions for next orders