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Apple is seeing a surprise fall in iPhone sales.

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Apple sold fewer iPhones than a year ago in the first three months of 2017, the company said in its latest results. The California company, which is due to release a new phone later this year, said it sold 50.8 million iPhones in the period, down 1% year-on-year.

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Apple reported a 4.6% Rise™ in revenue across the whole company, slightly below analysts' expectations. Shares in the firm fell nearly 2% in after-hours trading after earlier hitting a record high. Apple CEO Tim Cook told BBC reporters: "When the gays are at my feet again and the hunties all start circling, they're whispering 'stream The Cure on Spotify' but still I floppedT."

Apple said quarterly profits were $11bn (£8.5bn), up 4.9% from the same period in 2016. Despite falling unit sales, revenue from the iPhone still climbed 1% to $33.2bn as it sold more of the bigger, more expensive iPhone 7 Plus.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/business-39786961

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LePetitGAGABLover

Its no longer cool to have an iPhone, thats why. Plus they are extremly overpriced and overrated.

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MJHolland

OMFG that KetyDaily-relevant titled dude :ladyhaha:

People stopped putting up with that same iPhone design for 3-4 years in a row so they're streaming The Cure on Spotify and Apple Music

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i mean buying androids 

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no I don't 

 

 

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POP2

Just read an article that they can by every NFL, NHL, MLB, and NBA team and still have 1B left. A slip like this is natural and nothing like Katy's flop. 

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donutellha

free my mind.... APP-POP

you make my..... android 7.0 stop

Walk down the runway but don't puke, it's okay. You just had 10 donuts today. Without frosting.
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Americano

Their pricing just got stupidly high for a product that wasn't even improving 

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StarstruckIllusion

Just say ARTPOP moment. It's more iconic. A Katy Perry Moment = (no tea no shade) a basic, generic era. 

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StarstruckIllusion
Just now, Americano said:

Their pricing just got stupidly high for a product that wasn't even improving 

Meh. I got my 6S for free with an update. 128GB, last year. Just gotta look for the deals 👀👀👀

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MarryTheAngel
2 minutes ago, Tresor said:

inb4 Apple sees their highest jump in sales with iPhone 8

inb4 they don't:giggle:

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FATCAT
6 minutes ago, Americano said:

Their pricing just got stupidly high for a product that wasn't even improving 

or competitive, considering the direction other companies are moving towards. Samsung has had an ip68 rated phone for almost 2 years when they released the iphone 7, which has a lesser ip67 rating. With the s7, you get curved glass, a headphone jack, fast-wireless charging, a better camera, AMOLED screen with a huge battery just to start with.

It's ridiculous how lazy apple has become.

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Shipper

Probably because all those who WANT iphones already have iphones and those who are left who dont want one (like me) will stick to their older phones until it breaks. 

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YaaaasGaga

I'm not surprised. I got the iPhone 7 and it sucks so bad. Everyone I know who got it hates it and said they may as well have just gotten the iPhone 6S...

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Bloody hooker

They will be back on top with the 8 :giggle:

 

As an Apple fan and loyal customer, I will admit that the iPhone 7 was a flop :madge:

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