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An attempted missile launch by North Korea on Sunday failed, US and South Korean defense officials told CNN. "This is worse than Christina Aguilera's 2012 'comeback'" said local hunty PunkTheFunk.

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The attempted launch occurred a day after the regime of Kim Jong Un showed off a bevy of new missiles and launchers at a large-scale military parade on its most important holiday.

A South Korean defense official said the action took place in Sinpo, a port city in eastern North Korea. That was the site of a ballistic missile test earlier this month in which the projectile fell into the Sea of Japan, also known as the East Sea.

The North Koreans use Sinpo shipyard for their submarine activity, and US satellites have observed increased activity there in April, a US official said at the time of the previous test.

South Korean and US intelligence officials are trying to determine what type of missile was used Sunday.

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http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/15/asia/north-korea-missile-test/index.html

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Born To Slay

So they did their test, what is president incompetent orange gonna do now?

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PunkTheFunk
Just now, Born To Slay said:

So they did their test, what is president incompetent orange gonna do now?

Tweet about it, have a taco bowl, then go to sleep in his tanning bed

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Bloody hooker

I love your threads :air:

This mutual gaze was a “longing to touch” or a "pre-coitus" stare.
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Saint Hollywood
2 minutes ago, Mariah Carey said:

I don't think anything is as worse as Lotus's album sales. 

What about Lotus itself :cryga:

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Alien Tulip
6 minutes ago, Saint Hollywood said:

What about Lotus itself :cryga:

I like Christina but the other half of her career is embarrassing. She used to be the cute little white girl that knew how to sing and now her voice is a bit unsettling. Every vocalist goes through their rough phases but hers has been uneasy since pre Bionic. I think her albums have gotten less creative too. She should make more albums like Stripped and Back to Basics. Bionic was okay but too many ballads that ruined the album sonically and thematically. Lotus is one of the most embarrassing pop albums in existence along with Britney Jean. Britney is another person I'm worried about. She was the sexy white girl that knew how to dance and had a big ass. I love her to death but she's stiff now. Britney Jean was embarrassing. Glory is a nice pop album but it flopped and did Mandy Moore/Jessica Simpson numbers. Even Bjork's Vulcinera sold more copies than Glory. Embarrassing. Christina and Britney should retire soon.

Edit: This isn't flamebait. It's the truth. It's like watching an orca whale drown itself at a Sea World tank.

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Saint Hollywood
Just now, Mariah Carey said:

I like Christina but the other half of her career is embarrassing. She used to be the cute little white girl that knew how to sing and now her voice is a bit unsettling. Every vocalist goes through their rough phases but hers has been uneasy since pre Bionic. I think her albums have gotten less creative too. She should make more albums like Stripped and Back to Basics. Bionic was okay but too many ballads that ruined the album sonically and thematically. Lotus is one of the most embarrassing pop albums in exist along with Britney Jean. Britney is another person I'm worried about. She was the sexy white girl that knew how to dance and had a big ass. I love her to death but she's stiff now. Britney Jean was embarrassing. Glory is a nice pop album but it flopped and did Mandy Moore/Jessica Simpson numbers. Even Bjork's Vulcinera sold more copies than Glory. Embarrassing. Christina and Britney should retire soon.

I lowkey agree :cryga:

Spoiler

lowkey :madge:

 

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NightCat

It blew up right after the take off :lolly:

But this might be part of their plan too though :huh:

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Born To Slay
4 minutes ago, Mariah Carey said:

I like Christina but the other half of her career is embarrassing. She used to be the cute little white girl that knew how to sing and now her voice is a bit unsettling. Every vocalist goes through their rough phases but hers has been uneasy since pre Bionic. I think her albums have gotten less creative too. She should make more albums like Stripped and Back to Basics. Bionic was okay but too many ballads that ruined the album sonically and thematically. Lotus is one of the most embarrassing pop albums in existence along with Britney Jean. Britney is another person I'm worried about. She was the sexy white girl that knew how to dance and had a big ass. I love her to death but she's stiff now. Britney Jean was embarrassing. Glory is a nice pop album but it flopped and did Mandy Moore/Jessica Simpson numbers. Even Bjork's Vulcinera sold more copies than Glory. Embarrassing. Christina and Britney should retire soon.

Edit: This isn't flamebait. It's the truth. It's like watching an orca whale drown itself at a Sea World tank.

If the Glory era wasn't a total mess, it would've performed better.

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