BloodyJudas 2,758 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/texas-anti-masturbation-bill-fine-for-masturbating-illegal-jessica-farrar-house-bill-4260-man-s-a7669866.html Under the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texan men would be fined $100 for every 'unregulated masturbatory emission' - although they may be reassured to learn this is a satirical bill highlighting how women have been targeted by anti-abortion laws. Under section 173.010 of House Bill 4260, the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texas men would only be allowed to masturbate under supervision, inside approved health care and medical facilities. Any “unregulated masturbatory emissions outside of a woman’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.” The bill, created by state representative Jessica Farrar of Houston, would also promote “fully abstinent sexual relations” and create a “Hospital Masturbatory Assistance Registry” to “provide fully-abstinent encouragement counselling, supervising physicians for masturbatory emissions, and storage for the semen.” But before the men of Texas panic, (or head obediently to their nearest health facility), they should note that Ms Farrar is not being entirely serious. The Texas Democrat knows her bill has no hope of becoming law, and has introduced it to satirise how women have been affected by targeted healthcare legislation in her state, particularly relating to abortion. Don't know whether this has been brought up before but the artictle really drew me in. If that is the case, I won't be coming any time soon to Texas :P And what do you make of it? Is she making a point? Do you find it funny ,ridiculous? Discuss :P I just know I would be fined daily and I would be stone broke haha :P Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexxx 5,737 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 cant wait to go back to Texas to commit a crime x Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lego 44,165 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 DIC will flop in Texas. FreePalestine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
donutellha 13,819 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 huh try me and my libido sweaty Spoiler thenks 4 the bold Walk down the runway but don't puke, it's okay. You just had 10 donuts today. Without frosting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlepotter 76,610 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Did anyone like read this chaeri pls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyJudas 2,758 Posted April 11, 2017 Author Share Posted April 11, 2017 Just now, lego said: DIC will flop in Texas. I don't think women would be fined for dancing in circles ,though :P Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeka 12,372 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 I think she kind of took her message a little too far. She does know who we elected president right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toewsy 1,842 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 I love satire. Should've included a "must have a burial for aborted sperm cells" section to it though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SychosSoChic 9,995 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 LIVING FOR THIS LIVING FOR HOW MANY PEOPLE TOOK THIS SERIOUSLY AND WILL TAKE IT SERIOUSLY Life ain't Hollywood for any one of us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cocaine Heart 4,768 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 She makes an excellent point. It shows just another example of the 'Pro-Lifers' hypocrisies. We going to boo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic 49,376 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Seeka said: I think she kind of took her message a little too far. She does know who we elected president right? I think that is sort of her point tho. An absolute joke was elected, so she might as well submit laws that are nothing but laughable jokes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeleteMyAccount 11,881 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 If men were suddenly able to become pregnant we would see a complete reverse in attitudes towards women's issues. That's partly this is so funny and critical. Laws against women's health is the least of our worries until it affects all of us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florian 20,017 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 I would be in jail already Death penalty is next for me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyJudas 2,758 Posted April 11, 2017 Author Share Posted April 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, ZacharyMark said: If men were suddenly able to become pregnant we would see a complete reverse in attitudes towards women's issues. That's partly this is so funny and critical. Laws against women's health is the least of our worries until it affects all of us. Good point 3 minutes ago, Florian said: I would be in jail already Death penalty is next for me Me too :P Paying a fine every other day :P If this was the law, I would have no other option but cut down on masturbating :P I would commit it on a weekly basis so I could afford this expensive pleasure :P Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florian 20,017 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, BloodyJudas said: Good point Me too :P Paying a fine every other day :P If this was the law, I would have no other option but cut down on masturbating :P I would commit it on a weekly basis so I could afford this expensive pleasure :P I would be ruined and indebted Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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