The Chainsmokers "Memories Do not Open" Metacritic Reviews are In

[River 91,501]

It's still a mystery - how the hell can you bite your shoulder?!

How the hell can you be in your Rover that you bought but you can't afford it at the same time?

Their lyrics are so dumb and like has no connection to each other, it's like they are just trying to end with a rhyme.. closer rover shoulder, but hey, what about afforder?!

[Sid 6,755]

56 minutes ago, gagagoogoose said:

"This is Trump-pop: shallow, always betraying its influences, with a third-grade vocabulary and ambition that runs no further than emptying the nearest wallet." -The Observer (UK)

 

[Solar 604]

[RAMROD 96,719]

I am that petty bitch 

 

[gagagoogoose 30,952]

When I created this thread, the user review was 1.8/10.

Now it's 1.5/10.

Truly "don't let me down down down" experience.

[AnnTakamaki 6,100]

3 minutes ago, gagagoogoose said:

When I created this thread, the user review was 1.8/10.

Now it's 1.5/10.

Truly "don't let me down down down" experience.

it's 1.4 now  

[Babel 40,911]

The Gaga curse LIVES  

[Sid 6,755]

omg 1.4 

[gagagoogoose 30,952]

32 minutes ago, Alan123 said:

I'm gonna leave this video here now that it's about the album. You guys are probably going to want to watch it.

 

He spilled all the T in this video.

[Miel 15,009]

I... wow. The critics are savage.

[Gagaloo911 12,959]

Can't wait for it to drop to a 0.5

[Xoxo Adriana 15,040]

I bet it was Aunt Joanne who cursed their album after the scheiße they spoke about PI

 

[Bloody hooker 6,445]

1 hour ago, ARTnFAME said:

omg

The guy who sings is still super hot tho 

I wouldn't say super hot, but he's ****able. 

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Who am I kidding? I would do so much to him, and let him do the same! 

 

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I need help 

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Still hate them though 

 

 

 

[GGDisbetter 2,187]

"Trash Do Not Open"

[GagaXCupcakke 3,818]

We all know metacritic is irrelevant.  And we know a majority of critics are full of ****. 

It's a decent pop album.  Definitely deserves a 65-70.  The critics all sound extremely pressed.