The Chainsmokers "Memories Do not Open" Metacritic Reviews are In

[gagagoogoose 30,952]

http://www.metacritic.com/music/memories-do-not-open/the-chainsmokers

1.4/10 among users: "Overwhelming dislike"

43% among critics. Highlights include:

"This is Trump-pop: shallow, always betraying its influences, with a third-grade vocabulary and ambition that runs no further than emptying the nearest wallet." -The Observer (UK)

"Whether the album’s title is a plea or a warning does not matter, as the effect is the same: The Chainsmokers have one song, and if you don’t want to hear 12 versions of it, please do not un-click the latch holding this box closed." -Spin

Another day, another victim of the Gaga curse. 

[Impostor 4,114]

[Gohan 15,136]

[RAMROD 96,460]

1.8?!!!

Spoiler

 

[Borislshere 52,615]

[Gaga Lazuli 8,631]

 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa Auraaaa Auraaaaaa Auraaaaaaa  

[LePetitGAGABLover 21,234]

 

[Chr 4,217]

5 minutes ago, gagagoogoose said:

"Whether the album’s title is a plea or a warning does not matter, as the effect is the same: The Chainsmokers have one song, and if you don’t want to hear 12 versions of it, please do not un-click the latch holding this box closed

[ashae 6,310]

Gaga apparently also put a witch curse on the chainslayers during Roanoke

 

[TINDER 2,383]

Who even gave them 1.8... The album is Wack!.😂

[Squeeshy Keety 9,908]

Stop, I'm supposed to be doing homework!

 

[Batwings 12,695]

[Bette Davis 12,742]

Meanwhile in Malibu:

[KingOfSpain 10,010]

TRASH

The lack of talent is so evident it hurts

[911 16,206]

omg

The guy who sings is still super hot tho