The Chainsmokers "Memories Do not Open" Metacritic Reviews are In

[KingOfSpain 10,010]

Just now, ARTnFAME said:

omg

The guy who sings is still super hot tho 

[911 16,703]

Just now, KingOfSpain said:

[Edonis 28,915]

I cannot 

[Squeeshy Keety 9,908]

1 hour ago, gagagoogoose said:

"This is Trump-pop: shallow, always betraying its influences, with a third-grade vocabulary and ambition that runs no further than emptying the nearest wallet." -The Observer (UK)

I love when a reviewer knows an album's so bad they're not afraid to scalp them alive 

[Saint Hollywood 37,363]

Gaga's impact is undeniable

[Alphaz 7,947]

Tell me which one of you did that?

[KingOfSpain 10,010]

#TheTrashmokersAreOverAgainParty

[littlepotter 74,712]

Justice

[artpopulace 1,653]

well they did say do not open

[shmal96 2,928]

Byeeee trash 

 

 

[KingOfSpain 10,010]

Don't ever forget this beautiful mess

 

[KingOfSpain 10,010]

LIVING

http://ew.com/article/2016/10/18/lady-gaga-chainsmokers-perfect-illusion-diss/

http://elitedaily.com/entertainment/celebrity/lady-gaga-the-chainsmokers-perfect-illusion-diss/1663384/

 

[LetsGetHigh 52,683]

If Entertainment Weekly is giving you a 58, then you know your album is bad. I mean, it's EW. They stan review every album.

[KingOfSpain 10,010]

I'M SCREAMING

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dodoboboinabox

Apr 10, 2017

0

Gaga's revenge making itself present in the quality of their work >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

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LaloDanMurdochB

Apr 10, 2017

0

AAAAAAAAAA 
CUANTA YOURS MIERDA 
XDIOS 
K ASCO 
ME CAGUÉ MAS Q ELLOS CUANDO LO HACIAN 
CONPREN IT AIN ME XOXO JOANNE 
OKIS 
ESTO ES UN ABORTO DE CLOSERMIERDA CON HALMIERDA

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RazLight

Apr 10, 2017

0

Nada innovador, mismos sonidos. 
En resumen este álbum es mierda y los que lo hicieron también 
Mierdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa apestosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa floperaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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WFBrito

Apr 10, 2017

0

Such a shameful album. 12 songs that look pretty much the same. Even these two slightly audible singles got lost in the mess and now are just adding up to this horrible excuse of an album. Listen to its title: you are standing before a memory you definitively don't want to open

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dark-phoenix

Apr 10, 2017

0

Literally 12 versions of Closer. Also, this guy can't sing, he should stick to being a DJ. Anyways, the lyrics try to be deep but are only chessy and corny, most of the songs talk about nothing - are just random words used to rhyme. To summe up: This is utter trash. 
Congratz Chainsmokers, you guys managed to release an album worse than Ed Sheeran's Divide and now claim the worst album of 2017.

[BornAsUnic0rn 1,972]

13 minutes ago, ARTnFAME said:

omg

The guy who sings is still super hot tho 

right? I'd **** the **** outta him