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Nicki Minaj thanks Jesus for sales


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Noah

well, her sales and jesus do share something in common. 

A bunch of people talk about them and use them as receipts but there has never been any evidence they/he exist(s) :sis: 

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Vodka

Humble queen :diane:

Yes, I also do love partying in moving houses as seen in that one Bacardi tv ad.
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LetsGetHigh

Jesus doesn't work that way, honey. And how embarrassing, considering her lead single is currently #92 on iTunes barely a week after release. I'm sure it will rise with video and airplay, but don't turn into Sheeran, Minaj. Just dont.

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Bradley

Nicki actually has talent but she's a little too obsessed with commercial performance imo.

You don't see Beyonce or Gaga (at least ever since the C2C era) brag about charts or hit songs and their albums are being sold like hotcakes.

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DeleteMyAccount

Apparently Jesus only helps Nicki make sales (where?) and tells certain religious celebs when to have sex. Not that praising Jesus for more important stuff is any less important...

 

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CautiousLurker

That wasn't Jesus, hun - that guy's dead... been a while too...

It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke!
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KingRedd

She's needs to ask jesus why he can't provide her with a solo #1..... 

May I Read You? 😎
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TimisaMonster

Lol at her thinking Jesus would like her and would reward her awful behavior with sale boosts...delusional :smh:

 

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gagagoogoose

Jesus did not die for our sins so that Nicki can boast about her "success"

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