Chiunzhan 997 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Once I told my best friend that Lady gaga makes the most inspirational music atm, then he took my phone to put it on shuffle and Heavy Metal Lover came on: "I want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde south" He looked at me like: Yeah right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GagaSkeletonWay 2,080 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Back in 2013, the day ARTPOP leaked, I was alone at home and the first time that I heard Donatella I started dancing in a very gay way and suddenly my sister appears laughing her ass off (she didn't even know I was gay back then). And the other one is not really humiliating 'cause no one knew but I did. I had to do a presentation about Ellen DeGeneres and I have the very bad habit of trying to mention Gaga in every single thing that I can (for example, when I had to do a presentation about Bowie I said that he is a very big influence for younger artists mentioning and putting a pic of Gaga with her bolt) so as I didn't know how to include her in the presentation I made up that she started the Born This Way Foundation with Lady Gaga including a pic of Gaga with the meat dress and Ellen. I was praying that no one knew **** about Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsTommyBitch 12,640 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Wore my ARTPOP tour shirt (with Gaga in just her seashell bikini) to a dress rehearsal for a concert. After it was over, the conductor just walked up to me and looked me up and down and smiled I forgot straight guys are sometimes weird about seeing naked or nearly naked women on clothes Or that it was even controversial because I'm not personally seeing it as a sexual object Then I realized everyone had been looking at me with it on that day I don't wear it to rehearsals anymore 私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurqaSwg 4,681 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 At artRAVE, during Venus, I made the V sign move, but I SMACKED the guy next to me right in the face HARD in the process....He was so shook Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Florencio 981 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 19 minutes ago, BurqaSwg said: At artRAVE, during Venus, I made the V sign move, but I SMACKED the guy next to me right in the face and HARD during the process....He was so shook KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahb 16,613 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 40 minutes ago, ItsTommyBitch said: Wore my ARTPOP tour shirt (with Gaga in just her seashell bikini) to a dress rehearsal for a concert. Every time I wear that shirt in public I swear I'm constantly stared at Do you feel him sir? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImAnEnigma26 154 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Dad was out of town, mom was at the Gym. I was 15 and the BR video had just been released. I learned the choreography and decided to dress up in my mom's heels and perform the song in the mirror. I lost track of time and my mom walked in on me. I avoided her for at least two weeks lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
freezer bride 1,394 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I broke my shower door dancing to Bad Romance. ♥. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJHolland 12,725 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 One time in middle school by beard girlfriend made me a pair of black sunglasses with bidazzald gems on one eye like Gaga's to wear DURING SCHOOL for Halloween. (Like this) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi Its Nicole 5,428 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 2 hours ago, GagaSkeletonWay said: And the other one is not really humiliating 'cause no one knew but I did. I had to do a presentation about Ellen DeGeneres and I have the very bad habit of trying to mention Gaga in every single thing that I can (for example, when I had to do a presentation about Bowie I said that he is a very big influence for younger artists mentioning and putting a pic of Gaga with her bolt) so as I didn't know how to include her in the presentation I made up that she started the Born This Way Foundation with Lady Gaga including a pic of Gaga with the meat dress and Ellen. I was praying that no one knew **** about Gaga U could have said that Ellen has a talk show were she talks to famous people like Lady Gaga Hello Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi Its Nicole 5,428 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 So a friend of mine said "Lady Gaga is always bragging about how she is so famous." Then I started to argue with him. I have never talked to him since. Hello Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadhoe 788 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I wrote "GAGA" on a pair of sunglasses with Sharpie (one "GA" on each glass) and wore them to school. I also pretended to be sexually attracted to Gaga so that I wouldn't seem gay. Didn't really work out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yo GagaGaga 6,541 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 So My computer randomly connects to my dad's speaker if it gets turned on. And it doesn't warn me before it connects, the only way I know is by the volume not playing or being able to be adjusted on my computer. So my parents were both downstairs and my dad was holding the speaker, meanwhile I was upstairs going through Gaga's discography and of course I decided to play G.U.Y. I think you can see where this is going. I had noticed before the actual song had started playing but they both heard: "Greetings Himeros, God of Sexual Desire. Son of Aphrodite. Lay Back, and let this audio guide you through new and excited positions" The good news was that my parents didn't know the song at all so my sexuality cover wasn't blown the bad news was that I think to this day my parents thought I was watching a Greek Mythology themed ****o Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildAmerican 13,672 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 "Let me see your music on your phone" - friends *gets to L* "oh wow 110 Lady Gaga songs huh?" - friends Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel 877 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Dread Monster said: i was like "oh.. i heard of some singer called gaga i think... she doesn't lip sync I've heard" and just kept defending her Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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