Gaga Lazuli 8,646 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 "Lights go out, the crowd goes silent. A huge unicorn appears onstage. The gays flock on the field wearing nothing but relics from the “ARTPOP” era. Suddenly, a voice echoes throughout the stadium: “It doesn’t matter if you love him, or capital H I M” A republican drops dead. The unicorn explodes, releasing a cloud of glitter and grease. Tom Brady chokes on this eleganza. Gaga emerges wearing nothing but an American flag. She sings the first verse and chorus of “Born this Way”, immediately destroying every nuclear weapon in the world. She stops, looks straight at the camera: “My name is lady Gaga, but you can call me Joanne”. An electric guitar bursts into flames while Gaga belts out “Perfect Illusion”, dismantling the white supremacy. The song suddenly fades out into “MANiCURE” for fifteen seconds. A dance interlude storms onstage, while the “Venus” chants morphs into “Dance in the Dark”. An exorcism is performed live onstage. The démon rises up, followed by “Bad Romance”. The Wesboro Baptist Church disappears into oblivion. GOP is drowned into hot cheetos, which allows time for Cher to become the first female US president. The new United States of America is reborn to the tune of “Poker Face”, sung as a duet with Tony Bennett. Lady Gaga kicks a football and score a touchdown. Texas becomes officially gay™. The performance ends, as Tony Bennett drops his flesh suit to reveal… BEYONCÉ!!! “Téléphone Part 2/Judas/Video Phone” mash up grants three wishes to every person who ever bought “Joanne” and watched “AHS: Hotel”. Laganja Estranja death drops on Joe Biden’s face. Lady Gaga shoots fireworks from her Versace boobs while singing “The edge of Glory”, effectively ending homophobia everywhere in the world. The stadium erupts in applause, as Lady Gaga’s voice fades away, singing the iconic bridge from “Applause”. A jock in the audience turns to Barack Obama wearing a rainbow jacket, and whispers “She did that.” Obama answers “yes, she did.”" Little Monsters Torture Me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaftFameMonster 2,527 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Iconic Honestly, truly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impostor 4,114 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, LGQOP said: A dance interlude storms onstage, while the “Venus” chants morphs into “Dance in the Dark”. An exorcism is performed live onstage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Gagging 428 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 The Civil Rights movement in the United States that spawned in the wake of the Stonewall Riots in 1969 was a pivotal movement for the gay community that ultimately culminated in the 2015 bill recognizing marriage equality. Revolutionary Lady Gaga showed her support by "performing an exorcism" live on stage while "shooting fireworks from her Versace boobs". this is a new york times article trust me homophobia is over Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 102,220 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Sunday please arrive already, they are losing it I'm working late, cause I'm a puta Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delusional Aura 5,129 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, LGQOP said: "Lights go out, the crowd goes silent. A huge unicorn appears onstage. The gays flock on the field wearing nothing but relics from the “ARTPOP” era. Suddenly, a voice echoes throughout the stadium: “It doesn’t matter if you love him, or capital H I M” A republican drops dead. " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
donutellha 13,819 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 when will your flaming tits destroy homophobia Walk down the runway but don't puke, it's okay. You just had 10 donuts today. Without frosting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fucbjk 631 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanPikus 9,879 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Exorcism on stage? I like that idea Na Wojtusia z popielnika, iskiereczka mruga, chodź opowiem Ci bajeczkę, bajka będzie długa... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvnrp 48,353 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Performance of Humanity confirmed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 92,460 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 OMG thanks Lady Gaga <3 If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaga Lazuli 8,646 Posted February 5, 2017 Author Share Posted February 5, 2017 8 minutes ago, River said: Sunday please arrive already, they are losing it We are tbh Little Monsters Torture Me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
crisTEAne 21,059 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 cher if you hurt taylor swift, i'll hurt you back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glittertinks 12,289 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Thid is gold Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Hollywood 37,361 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 I'M CHOKING AT THIS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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