If you could go back and tell yourself one thing about each gaga album

[Lava 3,157]

If you could time travel, and got to go back to see yourself before each Gaga album to tell them one thing about the new one, what would it be?  Here's mine:

The Fame/2008:  hey kid, there's this crazy woman who's about to change your life forever. Get ready for some of the best music ever.

The Fame Monster/2009: Good to see you loved The Fame and you're a little Gaga stan now, but get ready. Everything is gonna get even better. You can't imagine what she's gonna do now. 

Born This Way/2011: you liked the Fame Monster? it'll be your favorite album out them all. But there's a new one coming soon. And it's gonna give you a new outlook on life. It'll help with your anxiety and sadness. You'll really love it.

ARTPOP/2013: okay, this is the craziest she'll ever be. This era is gonna be really exciting, but don't believe everything she says because some stuff isn't gonna work out. You'll love it the first time you hear it, but don't let the negative reviews change your outlook on it. Don't be afraid to tell everyone how much you love it.

Joanne/2016: It's not at all what you're expecting. It's also not what you're wanting. But it's an amazing album. It's nothing like the others and it'll really surprise you. Again, don't listen to what other people think of it. You'll love it. And wait until it actually comes out to listen to it, downloading the leak isn't as exciting. 

[Vodka 4,478]

That's so thoughtful of you. It's great. Hm let's see.

TF: Stop listening to Brown Eyes so much, enjoy all the disco bops. Make sure to Stan for Summerboy bc he de deserves it so much. 

TFM: Make sure to listen to Speechless first, it's such an emotional track, learn earlier to appreciate more music like this. Honesty and being vulnerable is normal. Oh and don't drink so much when listening to SHICD, getting dizzy isn't really worth the trouble.

BTW: Make sure to make a connection with Marry The Night, and don't obsess too much on The Edge of Glory. Don't forget to play FarmVille to get a heads up on the tracks. It might seem to just have a handful of empowering hits, but u know what, it's been really brave to have someone stand up for you in this way, so be thankful and appreciate the message. Also, don't forget to workout to HML, and dance your bad days off with FOHL and Scheisse.

ARTPOP: Dont forget to watch the Swinefest on iTunes!! All the debate of different versions of the tracks, so you'll need a point of reference. The title track was amazing, and Sexxx Dreams was a bit simpler, but you'll love the album cut too. Don't think too much of the app, it never comes to full play, and just enjoy the music for what it is, more so than usual.

Joanne: Remember Speechless? Well think more on a romantic warmer soundscape. It's beautiful and although it's not what you're exactly used to when it comes to Gaga, make sure to listen to it from beginning to end. Appreciate that she decided to share this part of her with you and her other loyal fans. Sometimes it's hard to move when it comes to being pushed round reality, but it'll help u get through. 

[Cailleach 2,974]

The Fame: Hey there, so you are gonna hear this absolute bop on the radio in the next hour or so and you will fall in love with it, and the video and the singer. So get ready because she will change you so much, and try and get the actual CD , not one someone made themselves.

The Fame Monster:  Hey, so um you know that Lady Gaga you love, well she is gonna release a new song tomorrow so make sure to listen for it, you will know it's her when you hear it... So don't realise it's actually her like a week after she releases the video. Oh and the album that it's on is WAY better then what you have, you'll love her even more 

Born This Way:  Ok so Gaga is releasing an album soon it it might sound different to you but don't skip most of the songs the first time you listen to it, because you'll love it later and regret not giving it a chance the first time. And there is one song you will LOVE and one you will HATE.

ARTPOP: OK so you'll LOVELOVELOVE this one, it's different but a good different, and the visuals and fashion is weird and crazy, you'll love it. But don't get your hopes up about what she says

ARTPOP ACT II: You will hear about this new album that is like the last one, but as I said before, don't believe everything she says... Don't get your hopes up and try to forget about this.

Cheek to Cheek: This one is REALLY different, you won't enjoy it but you stick around because it's Lady Gaga. The fashion you get is amazing tho, but it's also different.

Joanne: This one is different but you'll love it, it's a good different, like ARTPOP, but the album itself is VERY different from ARTPOP aswell. The visuals and fashion isn't everything but you enjoy it. Whatever rumours you hear about it, don't believe them, not even what gaga says about it her self

[Saint Hollywood 37,356]

TF: get ready to be SHOOK for the rest of your life 

TFM: PREPARE YOURSELF FOR IMPACT 

BTW: This will be one of your favorite albums of all time... so be ready to bask in all of its glory.

ARTPOP: You'll love this album, but don't let others influence your opinion on it.

Joanne: This is the album you need. It's time to wind down a bit.

[Squeeshy Keety 9,908]

TF: You are gay!

TFM: Yes, I really mean it 

BTW: How can you avoid it at this point??? 

ARTPOP: Wait, you're getting worse. Are you even listening to me? 

Joanne: OMG FINALLY!!! These have been the most relieving seven months of your life 

Spoiler

It's not really about the music, but Gaga was a key part of my self discovery, and these albums sort of stand as landmarks through it all 

 

[He8MyHeart 9,522]

The Fame - Cherish it while it lasts.

The Fame Monster - Cherish it while it lasts.

Born This Way - Cherish it while it lasts.

The end.

 

[Lava 3,157]

1 hour ago, He8MyHeart said:

The Fame - Cherish it while it lasts.

The Fame Monster - Cherish it while it lasts.

Born This Way - Cherish it while it lasts.

The end.

 

you're not wrong

[Saint Hollywood 37,356]

10 hours ago, Lava said:

The Fame/2008:  hey kid, there's this crazy woman who's about to change your life forever. Get ready for some of the best music ever.

The Fame Monster/2009: Good to see you loved The Fame and you're a little Gaga stan now, but get ready. Everything is gonna get even better. You can't imagine what she's gonna do now. 

Born This Way/2011: you liked the Fame Monster? it'll be your favorite album out them all. But there's a new one coming soon. And it's gonna give you a new outlook on life. It'll help with your anxiety and sadness. You'll really love it.

ARTPOP/2013: okay, this is the craziest she'll ever be. This era is gonna be really exciting, but don't believe everything she says because some stuff isn't gonna work out. You'll love it the first time you hear it, but don't let the negative reviews change your outlook on it. Don't be afraid to tell everyone how much you love it.

Joanne/2016: It's not at all what you're expecting. It's also not what you're wanting. But it's an amazing album. It's nothing like the others and it'll really surprise you. Again, don't listen to what other people think of it. You'll love it. And wait until it actually comes out to listen to it, downloading the leak isn't as exciting. 

this is basically what I wanted to say 

[QueenTam 311]

The Fame - I know you're not a fan of pop music but this album will blow you away and this crazy woman Lady Gaga will be your rolemodel and change your life forever.

The Fame Monster - Be prepared to listen to one of the best pop albums ever released. Enjoy everything and cherish every single moment because there will never be something like this in the future. This is special and legendary. Prepare for the music, visuals, best performances of her career,fashion

Born This Way- This will be your favorite Lady Gaga album. It will literally have such a huge impact on your life, you have no idea. No need to say more. Just relax and enjoy the PURE SLAYAGE you will get.

ARTPOP- OK this one is CRAZY.  You will like it a lot, don't let negative people ruin this experience for you. Enjoy and don't take things Gaga says too seriously. It's fun, crazy, exciting

Joanne- You will be SHOOK. But you'll love it so much. Remember this album is about the music so don't get annoyed if the visuals and outfits don't blow you away. It's toned down, really beautiful and you have a chance to hear Gaga's raw talent.

[ApplauseftAdele 4,679]

ARTPOP : Enjoy it while you can, this is the only pop your gonna get from Gaga for the next 8 years 

Joanne : Were in the joanne era right now but... I would say "dont turn away MR because it will eventually be your fave bop" and "LISTEN TO COME TO MAMA INSTEAD OF IGNORING IT"

[Spanish Eyes 1,882]

The Fame:     Get ready because your life is about to be forever changed by this woman.

The Fame Monster:     Enjoy the charts while you can, bb. 

Born This Way:      I know you're depressed and it feels like everything has changed for the worse. But times are gonna get better. One day, you'll be singing these songs and crying tears of joy.

ARTPOP:         Buckle up, kid. (I was on shrooms the first time I heard ARTPOP, btw. )

Joanne:        You ain't gonna be bopping to this, but it's going to touch your soul at the strangest times and in the best ways.