Fish 6,086 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Should call Joanne tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FATCAT 58,764 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Schino said: Force her to sing jazz too, starting at 13... That's too late! GAGA STARTED WHEN SHE WAS 4. I can't be free if my hands are tied... 🧟♀️👰🏻 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Blonde 5,648 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Just now, FATCAT said: That's too late! GAGA STARTED WHEN SHE WAS 4. That's when you force her to watch football so she can plan her halftime show... Don't you think maybe they are the same thing? Love and attention? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetsGetHigh 52,683 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Parach said: I'll force my daughter to be Italian Stefani: "Hi I'm Stefani and I'm Croatian." Parach: "No Stefani! What did dad teach you to say? You say you're Italian and that you have been singing jazz since you were 13." Stefani: "But dad... I'm 7." Parach here breaks down as Perfect Illusion plays in the background. Edit: maybe it's time for sleep eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSUNAMI 20,407 Posted January 10, 2017 Author Share Posted January 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Delusional Aura said: You're so much hotter now How? 6 minutes ago, MaryJaneHolland said: Daughter? You're gay Are same sex couples allowed to adopt in Croatia? Well, I'll find someone who is willing to give birth to my kid. Or I'll adopt as a single parent. I think I'd be a wonderful dad. I mean, I don't wanna have a pet because I can't cope with losing it over the years... 8 minutes ago, FATCAT said: At least make the spelling better No . 8 minutes ago, Letmelivemylife said: I do picture myself having more kids though. OMG. You're a mother??!??! That is so sweet, how old is your child? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FATCAT 58,764 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Just now, Schino said: That's when you force her to watch football so she can plan her halftime show... She'll write her first football bop @ 5 years old, it'll be similar to Gaga's: I can't be free if my hands are tied... 🧟♀️👰🏻 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FATCAT 58,764 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Just now, Parach said: No . Her loss. I can't be free if my hands are tied... 🧟♀️👰🏻 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFame Monster 8,776 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, OBEY said: Stefani is an ugly name to me, but good for you 😁 don't you dare insult my queen like that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSUNAMI 20,407 Posted January 10, 2017 Author Share Posted January 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Florian said: It's not allowed in every countries. I don't know about Croatia policy about that. Correct. Not allowed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetsGetHigh 52,683 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 The male should be called 'Stefahunty' That's it I'm going to sleep bye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSUNAMI 20,407 Posted January 10, 2017 Author Share Posted January 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, LetsGetHigh said: Stefani: "Hi I'm Stefani and I'm Croatian." Parach: "No Stefani! What did dad teach you to say? You say you're Italian and that you have been singing jazz since you were 13." Stefani: "But dad... I'm 7." Parach here breaks down as Perfect Illusion plays in the background. Edit: maybe it's time for sleep eh? I'm actually had to go pee before answering to this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo 2,366 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 For the last 3 years I've been thinking and decided that my daughter would be called Donatella. Spoiler AND IF I GET +1 IT WOULD BE THEN MARY JANE I hope she'll be Blonde Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality 71,363 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 14 minutes ago, Parach said: I'll force my daughter to be Italian Very Born This Way of you 𝕀𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕣, 𝕀 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delulu Rogers 6,733 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Cool. I want my daughters to be named Alexia, Andrea, Eveyenia and Ekaterina. For my sons i want Angelo, Johnny and Constantinos. I won't have that many kids tho lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iAstroLeo 14,233 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I'm going to call my daughter Tony Bennett Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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