Guest ARTPOPSlays Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 9 hours ago, Kinsey said: I actually laughed when you said they sing they all laughed three times in a row because each time they restart people would be like wtf? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBear 243 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 This thread made my day!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PH30 200 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 10 hours ago, Dutch said: GREEEEEDY Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delusional Aura 5,129 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 She sings Imagine by John Lennon, bashing Americans while at it. Then she performs till it happens to you with Tony Bennett and James Corden as her backup singers 'cause we all know she can't afford professionals on that indie budget. Then, leaves the stage while the telephone music video plays for the rest of the set. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nativenewyorker 1,190 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Gaga opens her set lying down with a 4 minute long "EHHHHHHHHHHHH" a la the "Marina Abramovic Method" meditation video. Joined by a little girl dressed as Jon Benet Ramsey lying next to her, Dance in the Dark begins to play. A hologram of Judy Garland joins Gaga and the fake Jon Benet and the three of them perform the song. As it ends, the Judy Hologram swallows a bottle of sleeping pills and dies, while Gaga and Jon Benet are doused in fake blood a la "Carrie." Gaga's parents walk out, holding up the Joanne Trattoria cookbook while Gaga sings an R&B/hip-hop remix of Joanne from the ground, still laying in fake blood. They walk off, she gets up, takes off her bloody clothes and sings an extended 10-minute Jazz-inspired rendition of Closer by the Chainsmokers, stark naked. As it ends, her two Great Danes from The Fame era walk out and bark. "I live for your applause!" Gaga says to them, as they take her legs in their mouths and drag her off stage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nativenewyorker 1,190 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 10 hours ago, HOTNGaga said: Gaga doing the Abromovic method naked for 15 minutes while humming Jewels N Drugs. 10 hours ago, Garr said: Lady Starlight performs for a bit, until Gaga dressed as a geisha shows up to sing some of "Closer" by you-know-who. Lady Starlight sticks around to clap during the rest of the set. Then, Gaga gets naked to perform a metal version of "Til It Happens to You" featuring R. Kelly and Twista. The song transitions into "Roar," which Tony Bennett joins her to sing. R. Kelly and Twista leave at this point. Toward the end of the song, Gaga and Tony are puked on by Millie Brown wearing merchandise from the MDNA tour. Tony is to be wearing a medium-well meat dress. When you didn't even read the thread before replying and two people have already used your ideas great minds think alike Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ARTPOPSlays Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 31 minutes ago, WhiteShadow90 said: This thread made my day!!! Awe! I'm glad! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Child 18,997 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Lady Gaga comes on stage, she screams "My name is ..." the whole stadium screams "LADY GAGA" and then she interrupts them and screams "JOANNE". She then goes at the piano and sings Joanne then suddenly she screams and sings Aura and Judas. At the end of Judas she is covered in blood and then she performs Alejandro in a nun outfit surrounded by half naked male dancers. We suddenly hear a telephone ringing and then Gaga says "oh this annoying bitch is always interrupting my show", Beyoncé comes on stage, Gaga tells her "What are you doing here? Leave", Beyoncé gives her the look and leaves the stage. Gaga then performs Swine while Millie vomits on her. Gaga tells everyone who voted for Trump to change the channel and then she performs Poker Face & Bad Romance in very bad notes. ‘If religion be the cause of disunity, then irreligion is surely to be preferred.’ ‘Abdu’l-Bahá Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 97,978 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 1. Red Flame 2. Dope (the "Surprise bitch, I bet you thought my vocals couldn't go even lower" remix) 3. Million Reasons (dubstep remix) 4. Mirror on the Ceiling 5. Pizza in my ****ing Shower 6. Do What You Want (R Kelly solo version) If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alp0707 5,626 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 10 men in Donald Trump masks in seperate bathtubs naked and bathing in chocolate syrup.She cames from underground to stage with bondage clothing and drinks syrup from each tub.She startes to sing swine than vomits chocolate syrup everywhere while all these happening Tony and Elton comes to the stage and they all sing Anything Goes.Elton and Tony goes of the stage and she invite Beyonce Florence Madonna and Katy.Then they all start to chant Dancing In The Circles and Have fake sex with the men in the bathtubs.She ends the performance with TIHTY club remix,naked Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ARTPOPSlays Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 26 minutes ago, Red said: 2. Dope (the "Surprise bitch, I bet you thought my vocals couldn't go even lower" remix) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopega 3,732 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 11 hours ago, Garr said: Lady Starlight performs for a bit, until Gaga dressed as a geisha shows up to sing some of "Closer" by you-know-who. Lady Starlight sticks around to clap during the rest of the set. Then, Gaga gets naked to perform a metal version of "Til It Happens to You" featuring R. Kelly and Twista. The song transitions into "Roar," which Tony Bennett joins her to sing. R. Kelly and Twista leave at this point. Toward the end of the song, Gaga and Tony are puked on by Millie Brown wearing merchandise from the MDNA tour. Tony is to be wearing a medium-well meat dress. Only problem here is that Tony isn't riding the mechanical bull Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterBall13 1,217 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 I like it rough ft rihanna sexxx dreams/ abromivic method mashup boys boys boys ft katy perry government hooker ft tony bennet (gaga shakes her ass in Tony's face) then the set ends with gaga and tony doing the last steps of the MTN choreography Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ARTPOPSlays Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, MonsterBall13 said: then the set ends with gaga and tony doing the last steps of the MTN choreography I can only imagine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidi Montag 409 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 10 hours ago, Red said: 2. Dope (the "Surprise bitch, I bet you thought my vocals couldn't go even lower" remix) Buy SUPERFICIAL on iTunes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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