Create most ridiculous super bowl

[Guest ARTPOPSlays]

Create the most ridiculous Super Bowl for Gaga. This was inspired by 

Gaga can be heard moaning...she is then lifted up on stage and sings DIC...in the middle of the song Tony runs on stage and spins around turning the song into a duet. After that, Love Game remix comes on and she's says "ya know, super bowl asked that I not swear in my set tonight, but I don't really play by the rules...cooccccccccckkkkkkk! ****kkkk! Get your pussys and your dicks out and wave them in the air because it's all we've got tonight!" Then she's goes into singing TIHTY. After that she invites Tony back and sings They all laughed 3 times in a row. Then she goes over to a pole and poles dances while Government Hooker plays in the background. Then she ends the show singing I Like It Rough

[TSUNAMI 20,935]

Gaga ft. Yoko Ono

 

*drops mic*

 

[BLACKOUTbritney 22,356]

- Beyoncé is her big guest performer

- Tony Bennett medley 

-The stage is a barn

-Only one outfit (jeans, top and a hat)

-Gaga pays tribute to madonna

The fact all of this is actually really possible apart from the madonna tribute  

[HOTNebraskaGuy 19,547]

Gaga doing the Abromovic method naked for 15 minutes while humming Jewels N Drugs. 

[Poissonche 12,365]

The live premiere of Gaga's new 15-minute long single, "I'm Italian", which is just her, Madonna, Tony Bennett and all the Italian-American girls from New York singing in choir "I-I-III'm ItaaAAaaliaaAAn" in operatic style, backed up by the sound of crickets and Lana Del Rey moaning sometimes when she feels like moaning.

[FlopSlurper 34,336]

Queen cupcakke as a guest performer

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TIHTY for 8 1/2 minutes. 

Sexxx Dreams w/ Tony for the rest of the time

Grinds up on Tony at the end ala Miley Cyrus/Robin Thicke at the end of Sexxx Dreams

 

[Lava 3,423]

the lights come on and we see gaga at the piano. she is in a dress made only of plastic gold coins. she begins to sing a ballad of Money Honey and after that breaks into song and dance to sing Nature Boy! Then she invites Perez Hilton on stage and gets Dwayne the rock Johnson to knock perez's ugly ass off the stage. She and Dwayne both duet Jewels N Drugs together and then he leave. Now she rips off her coin dress to reveal a t shirt that says "I love to rant about the election and make my fans wait for music for 3 years" written in puff paint. She throws on her pink hat and begins to sing Hey Girl! She then lays down on the ground and screams as dancers run up to her and gather around, much like the paparazzi 2009 vmas. But as she gets up, she is covered in wine, she sings grigio girls completely out of tune and cuts the song short. After this she walks to center stage and her heel breaks from the shoe. She then falls and acts like she meant to do it (but we all know the bitch fell). She then puts on a 'Poker Face' and screams 'muh muh muh muh'. She sings poker face and then runs off stage, across the field, and out of the stadium.

EDIT: she also makes this face the entire time

 

[Mister Gaga 22,889]

Setlist:

1 - Fashion!

2 - Fashion of his Love

3 - Black Jesus + Amen Fashion

4 - Fashion (monster ball version)

5 - Goody Goody (The Chainsmokers Remix)

6 - I Like It Rough

7 - Til It Happens To You

 

[DeanWinchester 41,390]

12 minutes ago, HOTNGaga said:

Gaga doing the Abromovic method naked for 15 minutes while humming Jewels N Drugs. 

I live

[Lava 3,423]

Just now, Mister Gaga said:

Goody Goody (The Chainsmokers Remix)

 

 

[DeanWinchester 41,390]

16 minutes ago, ARTPOPSlays said:

Gaga can be heard moaning...she is then lifted up on stage and sings DIC...in the middle of the song Tony runs on stage and spins around turning the song into a duet. After that, Love Game remix comes on and she's says "ya know, super bowl asked that I not swear in my set tonight, but I don't really play by the rules...cooccccccccckkkkkkk! ****kkkk! Get your pussys and your dicks out and wave them in the air because it's all we've got tonight!" Then she's goes into singing TIHTY. After that she invites Tony back and sings They all laughed 3 times in a row. Then she goes over to a pole and poles dances while Government Hooker plays in the background. Then she ends the show singing I Like It Rough

what a fuucking mess

[Hades 27,980]

Gaga performing Cheek to Cheek with Tony and then anouncing she quits music for activism.

[Dutch 91,036]

 

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Lady Starlight performs for a bit, until Gaga dressed as a geisha shows up to sing some of "Closer" by you-know-who. Lady Starlight sticks around to clap during the rest of the set. Then, Gaga gets naked to perform a metal version of "Til It Happens to You" featuring R. Kelly and Twista. The song transitions into "Roar," which Tony Bennett joins her to sing. R. Kelly and Twista leave at this point. Toward the end of the song, Gaga and Tony are puked on by Millie Brown wearing merchandise from the MDNA tour. Tony is to be wearing a medium-well meat dress.