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Rockets
16 minutes ago, Garr said:

Boy, boy look at you
I wanna get, get, get next to you
Got me kinda hot but I ain’t sweating you
Steaming like a pot full of vegetables

:sharon: 

the part that ruined the only decent song on FF :toofunny:

The only girl I've ever loved was born with roses in her eyes
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Mary Jane Wayne

I AM NOT LOOSE I LIKE TO PARTY

LETS GET LOST IN YOUR FERRARI

NOT PSYCHOTIC OR DRAMATIC 

I LIKE BOYS AND THAT IS THAT

LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME LEGS

IN THE MORNING BUY ME EGGS 

BOYS LIKE YOU LOVE ME FOREVER

:toofunny:

 

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Mary Jane Wayne

walk down the runway but don't puke it's okay you just had a salad today, boulangerie. just ask your gay friends for advice before you get a spray tan on holiday, in Taipei 

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JustPokeHerFace

we are the new americana 

high on legal marijuana

raised on biggie and nirvana 

we are the new americana

these lyrics + the tumblr screeching the background kills me :air: 

love halsey tho

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5 minutes ago, Rockets said:

the part that ruined the only decent song on FF :toofunny:

It's **** like that that makes me question why so many Britney fans rank Femme Fatale higher than some of her other albums. :smh: 

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Rockets
14 minutes ago, Garr said:

It's **** like that that makes me question why so many Britney fans rank Femme Fatale higher than some of her other albums. :smh: 

Yeah it' honestly her worst :smh:

The only girl I've ever loved was born with roses in her eyes
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Beautiful Dirt

 

"You can’t sit down right
cuz your jeans are too tight
And you lucky it’s ladies' night
With your big empty purse
Every week it gets worse
At least your breast cost more than hers"

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StrawberryBlond

"You see these tears falling down to my ears." - Beyonce - I Care. This one's so cute!

"I love my negro nose with Jackson Five nostrils." - Beyonce - Formation. Everyone else takes it so seriously but I don't care what race you are, that is one of the most laughable lyrics ever.

"My ex-man bought his new girlfriend, she's like 'Oh my God' but I'm just gonna shake it off and to the boy over there with the hella good hair, why don't you come over baby and we can shake, shake, shake." - Taylor Swift - Shake It Off. Good songwriter, my ass.

"Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love?" - Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud. Ewwww.

"You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty." - Justin Bieber - Sorry. This makes me laugh in the most infuriated of ways. In an "you're such a horrible human being" kinda way.

"Sucking real bad at Mariah Carey-oke." - Katy Perry - This Is How We Do. Trying to do a smart joke and failing miserably. She even says it awkwardly.

"I'll be sleeping on the right side of the bed, open some doors for me and you might get some...kisses, don't have a dirty mind." - Meghan Trainor - Dear Future Husband. That's how you do a smart joke.

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FlopSlurper
2 hours ago, Uncle ARTPOP said:

Hump me

**** me

Daddy bettah make me choke 

came here to say this

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