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This was inspired by a post left on making a bridge on a Gaga song :poot: 

 

My names @Texas Joanne

I want to go to Malibu! :lana: 

To lick Mark Ronson's sticky goo! :lolly: (Ooh ooh) 

 

You all gheys can call me Brit :awkney: 

Cause I can suck your huge cock pit :lolly: 

 

As of right now I have to say goodbye :bye: 

Because Mark Ronson creamed over my pie! :poot: 

 

(don't ban me :poot:

Write a short, innocent poem about yourself just like mine :poot: 

K gheys, gotta say goodbye, Dadd Ronson just c**med in my eye :poot: 

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2 minutes ago, Texas Joanne said:

K gheys, gotta say goodbye, Dadd Ronson just c**med in my eye :poot: 

Is ha a good cwam shootah? :lolly:

Ot: I can't do whatever you told us to do as I'm very pure and still virgin. So these dirty thoughts don't cross my mind :awkney:

Gaga x JeffHardy x BillMaher
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My names @Computer

I want to go to bed

To dream about nice things :nick:

And loaves of bread :emma:

 

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27 minutes ago, Texas Joanne said:

This was inspired by a post left on making a bridge on a Gaga song :poot: 

 

My names @Texas Joanne

I want to go to Malibu! :lana: 

To lick Mark Ronson's sticky goo! :lolly: (Ooh ooh) 

 

You all gheys can call me Brit :awkney: 

Cause I can suck your huge cock pit :lolly: 

 

As of right now I have to say goodbye :bye: 

Because Mark Ronson creamed over my pie! :poot: 

 

(don't ban me :poot:

Write a short, innocent poem about yourself just like mine :poot: 

K gheys, gotta say goodbye, Dadd Ronson just c**med in my eye :poot: 

you make my day sis:ladyhaha:

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Starbucks

My name is @Beno Santana

I want to stay in my class

Jerk off in front of CCTV

And my headmaster will call me

To jerk off in front of her

Spray my boy jizz all over ha face

Wtf is this

Thank you very much

My c*m is enough

Your everyday cups of kindness
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ARTPOPSLAYS

Lick me for days

Cream my cakes

Vanillia swirl in my mouth

cakes aren't fake 

I wanna Boston your cream

Stick your eggplant in my pudding 

I can make you say Hey!

 

 

 

 

I'm so sorry :cryga:

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