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How Will You Promote The Good Sis Million Reasons?


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So, since our lord and straight saviour Million Reasons is a single, How will you promote the good sis Million Reasons? 

EXAMPLES 

Free Grindr f**ks for 3 copies of Million Reasons? 

Promoting it to your homophobic Trump supporting family? 

Performing Million Reasons at your school talent show? 

Performing Judas/ Dancin' In Circles and Million Reasons at a local church? 

Screaming at single moms in Wal-Mart to buy Million Reasons? 

Promote the good sis at your basic, no taste of music school? 

etc. etc. 

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Just now, Texas Joanne said:

Free Grindr f**ks for 3 copies of Million Reasons?    

Promoting it to your homophobic Trump supporter family? 

Performing Million Reasons at your school talent show? 

Performing Judas/ Dancin' In Circles and Million Reasons at a local church? 

Screaming at single moms in Wal-Mart to buy Million Reasons? 

Promote the good sis at your basic, no taste of music school? 

etc. etc. 

I don't have a grindr. My family doesn't support Trump. I am older so i don't go to school. I don't go to churches. We have no Wal-Marts here. 

Seems like i can have this hidden treasure only for me.:sis:

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2 minutes ago, Texas Joanne said:

Promote the good sis at your basic, no taste of music school?

You don't need to promote it there, if they have no taste in music they already love it

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5 minutes ago, Chic said:

You don't need to promote it there, if they have no taste in music they already love it

Gurl :air: I died

The night sky tells all
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Letmelivemylife

I got "you're my million reasons" under my "monster for life" tattoo so when people ask me about it (which happens a lot. People are drawn to tattoos lol) I always tell them the inspiration behind that tattoo which leads to me promoting million reasons lol. I got in trouble with my landlord for making homemade signs that said "buy Joanne" and taping them to apartment doors. True story. I recruited a couple friends and we taped all 340 doors in my apartment building

I love you monsters. I'd be unfixably broken without you
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20 minutes ago, Ma Ma Pa Pa Pa said:

I normally only promote single choices I respect. Thats why i'm promoting the hell out of it. 

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EDIT: Well forget about your respect if you want Gagz to snatch that US Billboard Hot 100 chart position at #7 :neyde: 

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