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First Joanne Review on Metacritic


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How much you wanna bet that people finna say her new form of authenticity is inauthentic, or "try hard".

 

3 points in and ready for more
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Lord Temptation
15 minutes ago, Miel said:

How much you wanna bet that people finna say her new form of authenticity is inauthentic, or "try hard".

 

Inauthentic is the new pretentious :gaycat:

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Katie14

It bothers me how the author says the good parts of her songs are because of the people she collaborated with. How does he know who exactly did what on the record?

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Mikebristow

Album critics trying to stay relevant by being witty and cute.  Gaga is dammed if she does and dammed if she doesn't. If she sounded like the fame again they would say  she doesn't change then when she changes they say she is being something she's not. Shesh

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Mikebristow

She made and album that is fun to listen to, that is what i look for when i listen to music, not whether some pretensions psychoanalytical bullshit coming from  a critic who tries to stay relevant. But hey thats just me.

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21 minutes ago, Katie14 said:

It bothers me how the author says the good parts of her songs are because of the people she collaborated with. How does he know who exactly did what on the record?

This. Theyre not even considering how involved Gaga is herself with the production of the songs. Like wtf

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Smarticle

How they gonna slant ARTPOP and say it's regressive but give Joanne a 60 after complimenting it :oprah:

Justice for Grigio Girls!!!
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Mikebristow

What do people who dont like a certain genre of music review that type of music? It's like someone revieing a soccer video game for xbox when they hate soccer lol.

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11 minutes ago, Peter Cat said:

60 ? That's not bad actually 

It's 60 more points than that one reviewer gave BTW at least. :air: 

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Princess Aurora
1 hour ago, Vamp said:

It's 60 more points than that one reviewer gave BTW at least. :air: 

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1 minute ago, Peter Cat said:

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I think Joanne will look pretty good on metacritic as long as that bs doesn't happen again. 60 shouldnt be too damaging

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Princess Aurora
1 hour ago, Vamp said:

I think Joanne will look pretty good on metacritic as long as that bs doesn't happen again. 60 shouldnt be too damaging

I think so.It's a good album actually and I hope it's gonna get more positive reviews on Metacritic :golfclap: I really liked this album tbh

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11 hours ago, PI Floppedt said:

The things Sal mentioned aren't off at all. They're all objective points, actually. He brought attention to some of the shortcomings of Joanne which fell on deaf ears for me. 

But of course, a better score would have been nicer to see.  Yet, I'm pretty sure the 3 stars he gave factored in not just the sound of the album, but everything that was part of the album's marketing synergy. 

Finally someone is talking sense. It was a very fair review and to be honest, ARTPOP is the better album. 

You guys need to realize that we are fans so ofcourse we want every review to be glowing but that's just not realistic. It shouldn't affect your enjoyment of the album.

Just quietly tho, everyone needs to brace themselves for a lot more reviews like this one so we don't have a meltdown thread everytime a new review comes in. This album is going to be very divisive guys. People are going to be very suspicious of the new Gaga after she bleated on for years that the crazy costumes and pop music was the real her when it turns out that it really wasn't.

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