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How to Get Monsers to Buy more Joanne Copies


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HOTNebraskaGuy

Listen @Haroon hunny, this site has a serious problem. And I know a way to fix it while benefiting the queen's sales. 

Every time some one DMs you an original receipt for Joanne you give them 100 more likes to use.  

You're welcome. 

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One, five, ten lay a million on me
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Just make a "Joanne Dildo" bundle and all the twinks will buy the hell out of it.

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Sorry, it's 2 AM here :saladga:

 

We don’t really need to talk too much, show each other what we know 🦋
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4 minutes ago, Aleks said:

Just make a "Joanne Dildo" bundle and all the twinks will buy the hell out of it.

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Sorry, it's 2 AM here :saladga:

 

Gaga please

If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating.
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Boyboi12

Well y'all better be ready to give me a million likes because I'm giving that record out as bday and Christmas gifts with cheek to cheek 

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GagaXCupcakke

Better idea! Every member must post a receipt of Joanne or they are automatically kicked out. :hor:

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calmar

Just give everyone oodles of money and then make them sign a contract that obliges them to spend all of that money on Joanne. </trump> 

俺の勝利は揺るぎない
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Shipper

I just saw in Amazon they have a 3 ft Dildo called Moby Master C0ck. It's great as a coffee table too.  

Joanne should be bundled with that.  

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18 minutes ago, Aleks said:

Just make a "Joanne Dildo" bundle and all the twinks will buy the hell out of it.

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Sorry, it's 2 AM here :saladga:

 

 

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Xoxo Adriana

That sounds like a plan, can I also get a "bitch teeth gaga" t-shirt if I show my receipt :ladyhaha:

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RAMROD

Tell them monsters that each Joanne copies sold will cure people from their boredom and woes.

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ✧*:・゚ be delulu until it becomes trululu (*´艸`*) ♡♡♡
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Xoxo Adriana
1 hour ago, Aleks said:

Just make a "Joanne Dildo" bundle and all the twinks will buy the hell out of it.

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Sorry, it's 2 AM here :saladga:

 

But what about all those poor non-twinks? And the straights? And the asexuals?:madge:

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16 hours ago, Kylie Jenner said:

But what about all those poor non-twinks? And the straights? And the asexuals?:madge:

That's why we have the "Joanne Hat" bundle hunty :usrs:

We don’t really need to talk too much, show each other what we know 🦋
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