Queen Gloria 3,464 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 This album is going to alter history as we know it, to its very core. From way back eons ago in the prehistoric age, all the way to now, the Italian girl on the stage we've come to know and love. When that young lady struts out in her glittering cowboy attire, we know exactly what we're in for. A well-rounded set of hot, spicy, perfectly seasoned Italian appetizers, all leading up to one massive, flavorful crescendo of aural bliss. Listening to the songs from Lady Gaga's Joanne is like having warm spoonfuls of delicious Thanksgiving mashed potatoes lovingly fed into your ears. "Everyone gather round, it's time to sit together in silence and listen to Joanne on our earbuds!" I can see families getting together as an event. Sitting and listening to Joanne together. Mothers creating vision boards for their kids about Joanne, little pink felt hats and microphones glued to the board. A mother sends little Ashton off to his first day of elementary school. Just take a brief journey with me while I paint you a mental picture. Ashton is nervous, but he looks down and sees that his mother has drawn a pink cowboy hat on his brown paper lunch bag, and suddenly his world is transformed to its very core. Imagine a family reunion. Gaga could commission TLC or Lifetime to film a TV special where she brings long lost family members back together for a big Joanne event! She performs and has hundreds of pink hats to pass out to all the family members. She also makes burgers and hot dogs on the barbecue for them and learns their rich family history, of course sneaking in the occasional tasteful name-drop for the album. Officially licensed Joanne aprons, spatulas, electric stand mixers. She could even do a spin off show on the Food Network called Joanne's Sweet Eats, or something like that. They could film in her backyard and every week she throws something on the grill while her band plays in the background, kind of like Live From Daryl's House. I just want the world to join hands, eat some burgers, smoke a little weed and do the dance from the end of the Grinch together. Joanne will unite us all in eternal bliss, endless utopia... Or you could even say... Modern ecstasy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chic 20,830 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Speaking of prehistoric era - this music Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout19 11,914 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 THE FAME MONSTER - has done this i'm a powerpuff girl. ○● Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaPolice 4,731 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 It will be a good personal (and different) Gaga album but chill Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahri Under You 410 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 It's a good album so far but I disagree. I do think TFM and BTW did change the universe however Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Temptation 11,209 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 In another part of the universe, it already has. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugbyguy 144 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 10 minutes ago, CarrieMoonbeam said: This album is going to alter history as we know it, to its very core. From way back eons ago in the prehistoric age, all the way to now, the Italian girl on the stage we've come to know and love. When that young lady struts out in her glittering cowboy attire, we know exactly what we're in for. A well-rounded set of hot, spicy, perfectly seasoned Italian appetizers, all leading up to one massive, flavorful crescendo of aural bliss. Listening to the songs from Lady Gaga's Joanne is like having warm spoonfuls of delicious Thanksgiving mashed potatoes lovingly fed into your ears. "Everyone gather round, it's time to sit together in silence and listen to Joanne on our earbuds!" I can see families getting together as an event. Sitting and listening to Joanne together. Mothers creating vision boards for their kids about Joanne, little pink felt hats and microphones glued to the board. A mother sends little Ashton off to his first day of elementary school. Just take a brief journey with me while I paint you a mental picture. Ashton is nervous, but he looks down and sees that his mother has drawn a pink cowboy hat on his brown paper lunch bag, and suddenly his world is transformed to its very core. Imagine a family reunion. Gaga could commission TLC or Lifetime to film a TV special where she brings long lost family members back together for a big Joanne event! She performs and has hundreds of pink hats to pass out to all the family members. She also makes burgers and hot dogs on the barbecue for them and learns their rich family history, of course sneaking in the occasional tasteful name-drop for the album. Officially licensed Joanne aprons, spatulas, electric stand mixers. She could even do a spin off show on the Food Network called Joanne's Sweet Eats, or something like that. They could film in her backyard and every week she throws something on the grill while her band plays in the background, kind of like Live From Daryl's House. I just want the world to join hands, eat some burgers, smoke a little weed and do the dance from the end of the Grinch together. Joanne will unite us all in eternal bliss, endless utopia... Or you could even say... Modern ecstasy. What drugs are you on hun? Must be some gooood **** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 160,247 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I can't tell if you're serious or not Spoiler If not, that's funny Spoiler If so, I agree Billionaires are a cancer. Even the ones you like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Gloria 3,464 Posted October 6, 2016 Author Share Posted October 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, Rugbyguy said: What drugs are you on hun? Must be some gooood **** I'm literally singing "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu" to my scalp right now. My hair is floating away into the night through my open bedroom window like Peter Pan. Gently fluttering toward the stars. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugbyguy 144 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I don't get it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adakam 2 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 LOL that was awesome I cant wait btw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Gloria 3,464 Posted October 6, 2016 Author Share Posted October 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Rugbyguy said: I don't get it What is there to get? When you have emotions like this, the unthinkable becomes possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodka 4,478 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Get ready for the change gurls. Even Martha is SHOOK Yes, I also do love partying in moving houses as seen in that one Bacardi tv ad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Gloria 3,464 Posted October 6, 2016 Author Share Posted October 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, PartySick said: I can't tell if you're serious or not Hide contents If not, that's funny Hide contents If so, I agree I'm so, so serious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugbyguy 144 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, CarrieMoonbeam said: What is there to get? When you have emotions like this, the unthinkable becomes possible. Are you on the goooood **** too? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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