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The TRUE Telephone Sequel


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Clearly, so many are reaching and grasping as evidenced by so many recent threads about the Telephone sequel. It seems I must preach the truth more to reach more monsters.

Telephone on first listen sounds like any fun pop song. However, its very nature of having carefree fun is rooted about how Gaga doesn't want to connect but rather keep dancing (im not taking no calls cause i'll be dancing). A sequel, if any, would be about her trying to finally connect, finally answering her phone and face what should be solved. By picking up the phone, she would then say

 

 

 

"Hey Girl, ft. Florence"

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DeanWinchester
Just now, Spyro said:

Why not Ayo which means "hey you"

Hey Girl clearly continues the lesbian subtext. Gaga broke up with Taylor in favor of Florence as a true BTW-fashion on her love

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2 minutes ago, A Gaga Lad said:

Hey Girl clearly continues the lesbian subtext. Gaga broke up with Taylor in favor of Florence as a true BTW-fashion on her love

Why not Ayo cause of gagas lesbo relationship with Taylor (swift)?  

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Shipper

Maybe we just have to accept that there will be no sequel?  I was waiting for this during ARTPOP and it wasn't there. 

:duck: i think she meant the Machete kills cameo as the sequel? 

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KURUSHITOVSKA
2 minutes ago, Spyro said:

Why not Ayo cause of gagas lesbo relationship with Taylor (swift)?  

Yes and in the video she'll be calling Taylor like AA YOOOOOOOOOOOO in a globetrotter truck and wearing a squeared shirt.

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Just now, Shipper said:

Maybe we just have to accept that there will be no sequel?  I was waiting for this during ARTPOP and it wasn't there. 

:duck: i think she meant the Machete kills cameo as the sequel? 

"Funny" tag

i dont actually believe there's a sequel. Asking for one is almost like a Sinner's Prayer :staymad:

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4 minutes ago, KURUSHITOVSKA said:

Yes and in the video she'll be calling Taylor like AA YOOOOOOOOOOOO in a globetrotter truck and wearing a squeared shirt.

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Taylor is referenced instead in another song where she loses grace, like an Angel Down cast off from Heaven and being cursed to become a serpent

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Shipper
37 minutes ago, A Gaga Lad said:

"Funny" tag

i dont actually believe there's a sequel. Asking for one is almost like a Sinner's Prayer :staymad:

:duck: But i was legit looking gorward to it. 

Anyway,  it was just a perfect illusion!  Fooled me again,  fooled me again with your honest, honest, honest lies! 

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8 minutes ago, Shipper said:

:duck: But i was legit looking gorward to it. 

Anyway,  it was just a perfect illusion!  Fooled me again,  fooled me again with your honest, honest, honest lies! 

You need a hug? Come to Mama :staymad:

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She said she's not sure Telephone sequel will fit during Joanne era concept

so we can say bye bye to Telephone sequel for now

 

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ARTPOPSYCHOLOGY
1 hour ago, Shipper said:

Maybe we just have to accept that there will be no sequel?  I was waiting for this during ARTPOP and it wasn't there. 

:duck: i think she meant the Machete kills cameo as the sequel? 

But she never said there won't be. She said she didn't know if it would be on this album. Everyone is acting like it's never going to happen 

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Thomas P

Gaga-Hey Girl.

Florence-Hey

Gaga-You Ready

Florence-For what?

Gaga-To kill the bitch :firega:

 

Bam, there's your video.

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