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A Flop Fan: BTW Lyrics


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I just found out that I've been wrong for years about the lyrics of Born This Way. Please allow me to share my flop fan moment! :toofunny:

 

 

 

It doesn't matter if you love him or capital H-I-M
Just put your paws up
'Cause you were born this way, baby

My mama told me when I was young
We are all born superstars
She rode my head and put my lipstick on
In a glass of herbal dwah

 

Give yourself pudding, said love ya friends
Subway can rejoice a true
In the religion of the insecure
I must be myself, respect my youth

Butter fella is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M
I love my life, I love this record and
Be on my way from Lay vay yay

 

Don't be drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke or evergreen
You're black white face (??) yola decent
You're Lebanese, you're orient

Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
'Cause baby, you were born this way

No matter gay, straight or bi
Lesbian, transgendered life
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to survive

No matter black, white or babe (!!!!:toofunny:)
Chai latt-ah orient made
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to be brave

 

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Hahah I hope you enjoyed this, I SWEAR TO GOD I'VE ALWAYS SUNG IT AS THIS

 

There are plenty songs I dont know the lyrics of, so if you think i should do another one, please let me know!!!! ahahaha

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Poissonche

Was about to reply with "wtf is dwah", but I'm smart (:lana:) and googled it before. Now I understand what pushed the mother to hide her child's head.

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Logistically, how did you think these lyrics made sense?

:oprah:

"My people… need to let our bitchiness out. Otherwise, it turns to bile and poisons us"
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FLOP FAN, EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE FANBASE, TURN IN UR SEQUINS AND LITTLE MONSTER ID CARD

ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏʟᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪʟᴠᴇʀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ϟ†▽✰𝒿 ~Ɐ
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OMG what the f-uck did you think she was singing about?! You must've been like "this song is nuts"

I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin.
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I've been listening to "Nothing Fails" by Madonna for the past 4-5 years, and it wasn't until this week when I realised that she was singing "I'm not religious, but I feel so moved," and not "but I feel so good," and I'm still in shock from that. So don't worry, you're not alone. Give yourself some pudding :emma:

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