I will eat bull testicles if Gaga doesn't perform at the VMAs tomorrow

[Delulu Rogers 7,235]

1 hour ago, iamfreedumb said:

I have a gut feeling she will but I dont wanna say it aloud bc I dont wna hype myself up if she doesnt It also bugs me how all LM's are so negative and pessimistic abt her not performing. 

Well you can't blame us for not expecting her to perform. She's missed so many other chances for promo and stuff plus she probably doesn't care at all about the vmas. It would be cool for her to perform tho and steal the show with a surprise release and killer performance. It would also fit the double meaning of the whole illusion aspect since everyone was waiting until September to hear it. Fingers crossed

[SKANK 14,288]

Isn't it funny that we live in a world where it's more socially acceptable to eat a bull's testicles than it is socially acceptable to sensually lick a bull's testicles? I'm sure the bull would prefer the latter.

We either get a VMA performance or a video of the OP eating testicles, so tomorrow will be a win/win for this forum.

[Americano 31,061]

she's obviously not going, she hasn't even been in the right city or time zone lol 

[Judas Oyster 1,914]

I hope she doesn't for your own sake

[Reid LePage 4,845]

Wait, you can do that? 

[chromasine 5,439]

Why stop at bull testicles!!!!!! Go hard and eat humAN ONES!!!!! Goddammit

[Nicogly 2,579]

2 hours ago, juicyjuicy said:

HAHAHAH this made it much more real and graphic! 

[Nicogly 2,579]

38 minutes ago, SKANK said:

Isn't it funny that we live in a world where it's more socially acceptable to eat a bull's testicles than it is socially acceptable to sensually lick a bull's testicles? I'm sure the bull would prefer the latter.

We either get a VMA performance or a video of the OP eating testicles, so tomorrow will be a win/win for this forum.

HAHAHHAHAHGA I AM DYING!!!!!!!!! Why am I laughing so hard? HAHAH omfg i need to write my own Dope soon

[Yves 1,891]

Get ready for that munching, then. Bookmarked.

[Squidward T 2,223]

The VMA's are tomorrow?? 

[Yves 1,891]

So, we need a video as proof.

[JevyDuty 2,961]

3 minutes ago, Yves said:

So, we need a video as proof.

And proof that the testicle belongs to a Bull.

[Trademark 678]

Bon Appétit 

[Bellatrix 34,790]

Enjoy your meal  

[Evan Peters 10,738]

he's ready for his balls to get ate, don't keep him waitin