RadioIsOurs 13,866 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 I just heard someone here talking about this and so I looked it up and found this on metacritic... http://www.tinymixtapes.com/music-review/lady-gaga-born-way What is this horsesh!t? I can't even understand, my eyes hurt just from reading that. It's already been 5 years, but I will not let this go! Little Monsters, attack! Spoiler Jk don't get me in trouble... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic 48,841 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 0/5 isn't as bad as 0/100, I guess The album isn't for everybody, there's no need to hate. There are plenty of 5/5 reviews to counteract it. Cackling at how extra the entire review is, right from the listed genres and 'see also' people stream bionic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockySayTalk 504 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Lol wasn't that the "it transcends scoring" or whatever I mean, nice idea, still dragged the metacritic score down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay.P 2,336 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Obviously that review was fueled with hate and not objective at all. No album deserves a 0. Do you hear that? It's poison. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dramatica 13,685 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 I didn't ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic 48,841 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 54 minutes ago, RockySayTalk said: Lol wasn't that the "it transcends scoring" or whatever I mean, nice idea, still dragged the metacritic score down It is! The author used such a weird writing style that its difficult to tell if he's joking or not though stream bionic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny 12,736 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 But he gives some flop albums no one's heard about good reviews? Bye I like dancin', and ponies.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Trump 3,508 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 When did Madonna get a meta critic account? (PLEASE DONT WARN ME) Ma ma pa pa pa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
August Blue 8,566 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Little monsters (especially those on twitter) only attack and send death threats to people , for (what they call) "fake hype" .. and say nothing on situations like this... Why is that? Does that mean they just do it for attention? Are they flop fans (for not knowing about this) ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KURUSHITOVSKA 20,451 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Good to know, I wonder if he's still a virgin or something. WTF? A good critic would see and hear it's one of the best albums released this decade. ¿Qué currículum tiene ésta tarántula? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alligator Blood 1,444 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Bitch not even Miley syrus and her dead animals is a 0 wtf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Surrealist 27,470 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 You should read the review first. "In this, the work, as an organic expression of culture, cannot be rated according to any conventional scale, let alone the absurd five-point dot system used by this specific website. Thus, consider the score of zero recorded above to be nothing less than a symbol of my great respect for the <<MONSTER CLASS>> that represents, as in all matters of national art, the final court of appeal. Nothing less than this zero — this immensely empty ought — could encircle their passion and commitment, in all its varied forms, and nothing less than this zero could do justice to the lack of judgment and discernment upon which true democracy is founded and defined. Beyond all else, perhaps, think of this zero as the massive bedazzled orifice out of which our heroine has spawned a new era of popular culture." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Number 9 1,698 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Prepare your pitchforks, ladies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody 64,631 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 yes it is true Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioIsOurs 13,866 Posted August 26, 2016 Author Share Posted August 26, 2016 4 minutes ago, Sycamore said: You should read the review first. "In this, the work, as an organic expression of culture, cannot be rated according to any conventional scale, let alone the absurd five-point dot system used by this specific website. Thus, consider the score of zero recorded above to be nothing less than a symbol of my great respect for the <<MONSTER CLASS>> that represents, as in all matters of national art, the final court of appeal. Nothing less than this zero — this immensely empty ought — could encircle their passion and commitment, in all its varied forms, and nothing less than this zero could do justice to the lack of judgment and discernment upon which true democracy is founded and defined. Beyond all else, perhaps, think of this zero as the massive bedazzled orifice out of which our heroine has spawned a new era of popular culture." I'm really sorry but I only understand english. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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