ReidOne 12,427 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Rant ahead, but enough is enough. I've read way too many shady tweets and articles today trying to hold Orlando Bloom up as some "victim" of the paparazzi and shading all of us for getting so thirsty for the uncensored nudes. Lots of folks are trying to say this is shameful exploitation of an innocent man, who is being objectified unfairly... Which is ridiculous. Saying that we should all be ashamed for wanting to see the uncensored pics so much. To that I say: girl, please. Orlando was CLEARLY in on this. If I may present the receipts. Receipt 1: The close proximity of the photographer Look closely at the pics and you notice 2 things: the pics are super hi-res and the pics are taken from a variety of angles (both in and out of the ocean --- some pics are the beach view from the ocean, some pics are the ocean view from the beach). This means the photog was AMONG them with a high quality camera. They obviously knew he was there. This isn't some creep in the bushes with a telephoto lens. This is someone standing right beside them. In the ocean. Spoiler Recepit 2: The other people on the beach You can see from the pics that he is surrounded by other people. And clearly not at a nude beach. He is completely out of context being nude on a paddle board. Spoiler Receipt 3: He is caught on cam trying to get his **** "chubbed up" When he first removes his shorts on the beach, they caught pics of him giving it a nice tug. Spoiler And then, immediately after, sporting a chub: Spoiler (and looking very proud of himself, lol) He wants to put on a good show. These are not the pics of some poor victimized celeb. This is a good ol' celebrity publicity stunt. But I am sooooo here for it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshie S 5,461 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 The fact Katy is involved says a lot The melody that you choose can rescue you ♥ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tove Lo 2,481 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Sis be ready for WPs but I agree. hop on that **** like a maniac Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReidOne 12,427 Posted August 5, 2016 Author Share Posted August 5, 2016 Just now, JoshieS said: The fact Katy is involved says a lot It does, doesn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poissonche 12,365 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 It's a fact that he wanted to expose his... Peacock to the world, am I right? Spoiler Spoiler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCpro 14,846 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 sis u better watch your back, mods are coming for ü 08, 09, 11, 13, 16, 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReidOne 12,427 Posted August 5, 2016 Author Share Posted August 5, 2016 Just now, cpro said: sis u better watch your back, mods are coming for ü Sometimes making your point is worth the WPs lol My body is ready Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higher 2,406 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Am I the only person who finds him unattractive? Spoiler Enjoy that wp Finally feeling free for the night, I got no worries. Finally got a claim on my life, baby, c'est la vie. ☄️ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipper 12,745 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Well, if people want to see it, let it be seen. I am glad that men gets to be objectified as well. It's about time we get some more d!cks. Mostly it's just women baring breast and showing pubes but rarely men. In example, wanted to see more d!cks in game of thrones but I mostly only saw women naked. Why 💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕📦💕 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReidOne 12,427 Posted August 5, 2016 Author Share Posted August 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Shipper said: Well, if people want to see it, let it be seen. I am glad that men gets to be objectified as well. It's about time we get some more d!cks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
myluis617 5,197 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 I think they would have known hes just playing the game of FAME. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanasNerfGun 4,679 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 14 minutes ago, Shipper said: In example, wanted to see more d!cks in game of thrones but I mostly only saw women naked. Dat scrotum close up this season tho I WASNT READY Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 121,382 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 29 minutes ago, Higher said: Am I the only person who finds him unattractive? Hide contents Enjoy that wp Nope Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FATCAT 55,614 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 If you are naked in public, you don't deserve discretion. Purr more, hiss less. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryan 646 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 I won't just conform No matter how you shake my core 'Cause my roots they run deep, oh Spoiler This is no mistake, no accident When you think the final nail is in Think again Don't be surprised I will still rise Spoiler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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