PunkTheFunk 122,924 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 LG5 blues got you down? Let the power of poetry set you free The GGD Haiku Competition is your chance to show off your poetic prowess to a group of strangers on the internet. Come up with your best Gaga-related haiku poem. Your entry can include as many haikus as you want. I'll pick the best one and PM a picture of a trophy to the winner For anyone who doesn't know what a haiku is: a haiku is a poem (originating from Japan) that has three lines. Line 1 has 5 syllables, Line 2 has 7 syllables, and Line 3 has 5 syllables. It doesn't have to rhyme. Examples: LG5? Silly flopster. Gaga is out in the field planting beans. Gaga and Tony record their seventeenth jazz album. The gays weep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuri 21,636 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Flop flop flop flop flop Flop flop flop flop flop flop flop When will your fav flop? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 70,468 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 LG5 LG 5. LG5 LG5. LG5 LG. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 70,468 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 I am gay and I want Gaga's next album. Give it to me please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 122,924 Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 1 minute ago, neptugne said: LG5 LG 5. LG5 LG5. LG5 LG. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 70,468 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Just now, PunkTheFunk said: you after reading my haiku: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality 69,931 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 I like cute hot boys Cute hot boys do not like me That is it Goodbye 𝐼 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒩𝐸𝐸𝒟 𝒜 𝒟𝒪𝒮𝐸 𝒪𝐹 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝑅𝐼𝒢𝐻𝒯 𝒮𝒯𝒰𝐹𝐹 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 122,924 Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 This competition is cancelled. Please forget this thread ever happened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeka 12,372 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Um... let me enter an actually serious one... Zenith, angel wings, Shoot the messenger, not sent, love letter to gods. Ugh, I shouldn't write of the top of my head. I need to draft. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 122,924 Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 Just now, Seeka said: Um... let me enter an actually serious one... Zenith, angel wings, Shoot the messenger, not sent, love letter to gods. Ugh, I shouldn't write of the top of my head. I need to draft. 20 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: Come up with your best Gaga-related haiku poem. disqualified Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 122,924 Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 9 minutes ago, neptugne said: you after reading my haiku: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeka 12,372 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 1 minute ago, PunkTheFunk said: disqualified Oopsies. Sorry. I should've went with my original idea! Give me another chance~ Please? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 122,924 Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 Just now, Seeka said: Oopsies. Sorry. I should've went with my original idea! Give me another chance~ Please? Fine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeka 12,372 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: Fine Saviour, with crystal wings A siren screamed "I'm Gaga!" Believe in yourself. Still sucks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
15jocart 2,305 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 It's been three long years Since ARTPOP was released so Hurry the **** up Been a long time but I'm back in town, and this time I'm not leaving without you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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