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Time to retire "Little Monsters"?


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crisTEAne
Just now, ryanripley said:

stop speaking Venusishese :grr: this is AMERUHIKA !!!!¡¡

go trump yourself, then. :fthis:

if you hurt taylor swift, i'll hurt you back
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ryanripley
Just now, T E A said:

go trump yourself, then. :fthis:

i already did this morning :v: 

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Eros92

"Little Monster"? 

Maybe.

Honestly I just call us Monsters. The "Little" title was cute back in the Fame days but we've all gown up and so has she. And she for sure is Mother Monster. She gave birth to this fan base so she is a mother to all of us in a sense and we were dubbed Monsters. 

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AlexanderMagno

Yes.

Mother Monster is long gone, Lady Gaga is confirmed as an act and therefore I won't be a part of a charade. It has been hard enough to identify myself in this fanbase and be a stan for Gaga, so letting "Little Monsters" go will probably help a lot in reconstructing Gaga's fanbase, change everyone's pretentious ideas and the sense of idolization that goes against so many of our feelings towards Gaga lately.

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DirrtyPony

I've been over "Little Monsters" since 2013 tbh.

I can tell she's beyond over it.

Strung out for another taste
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QueenGaga
23 hours ago, T E A said:

why would you insult (true) little monsters like this? i and many out there, including gagz herself, are #monsters4life. what we have is forever.

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the "bitter gay" is you. :ohno: 

The truth! Some of us are still loyal monsters so why're are so many changing our name. Paws up Little (gay) Monsters :woohoo:

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Luna Lovegood

As if funkthepunk is not cringeworthy 

luna’s advocate
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AyaKara

Wouldn't we just be called monsters now anyway since Gaga's older and so are we? :flop:

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Ronk
On 7/2/2016 at 9:39 AM, AustrianTilapia said:

We can retire the name if Gaga doesn't call us Little Monsters during interviews for LG5.

This.  Let Gaga decide.

I live outside the space time continuum.
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PunkTheFunk
On 7/2/2016 at 9:39 AM, AustrianTilapia said:

We can retire the name if Gaga doesn't call us Little Monsters during interviews for LG5.

I've never been more ready for a meltdown in my entire life

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Katsuki Bakugo
On 7/2/2016 at 7:06 AM, PunkTheFunk said:

"Little Monsters" — a fanbase fashioned in Gaga's holy image to spread bravery and kindness, or a group of lawless and bitter gays holding on to a past long gone?

Hi, I'm PunkTheFunk, and it's time to Stir the Pot.

*cue theme music*

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No but seriously. Do you think it's finally time to retire the "Little Monsters" moniker? Recall that:

1. Gaga hates us.

2. We constantly violate the tenets of Little Monsterism. We're physically incapable of spreading online kindness. Recall that we effectively ended Sam Smith's career after the Great Oscar Meltdown of 2016 and sent death threats to David Bowie's son last night. To say that these actions go against what Gaga had in mind when she formed us from the dust of the ground and breathed into our nostrils the breath of pop music would be an understatement.

3. The "Lady Gaga" that created the Little Monsters is long gone anyway, so how can a cult survive without its leader?

Stefani G. from New York City felt disenfranchised and lost, so she assumed the alter ego of "Lady Gaga" (which was really just an exaggerated version of her creative spirit) to make it in the music industry. Once Gaga achieved fame, she noticed a lot of her fans felt disenfranchised and lost as well, and took us in like we were orphaned ducklings caught in the rain. She fed, clothed, and raised us through the power of creative & artistic expression. She lived to please us (see Applause). Gaga needed us as much as we needed her.

Once we let her down and started being ungrateful, she kicked us to the curb and made jazz music. Stefani G realized she was now confident enough to shed the "Gaga" alter ego and live her own damn life. Who needs fans when you have two dogs, a man, a horse, a mansion, and a field of zucchinis?

4. The fanbase itself has fundamentally changed. A Pew Research Poll conducted in 2015 found that 64% of Gaga's fans were over the age of 75 following the Cheek To Cheek/Tribute eras. By calling ourselves "Little Monsters" we are turning off potential album buyers who don't want to be associated with us. And remember, these are upper-middle class Baby Boomers who are crucial to Gaga's success. Why? Because: A) they are wealthier than the average cash-strapped teenager, and are therefore able to buy more copies of her albums, and B) they have children and grandchildren, and could potentially buy a copy of LG5 for each of their many family members.

5. I find the name cringeworthy tbh

I'm ready for your stones

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The best part about this post is the Madge DP and your stir the plot line. But I am here to see what this thread brings out. 

If All You Ever Do Is Look Down On People, You Won't Be Able To Recognize Your Own Weaknesses.
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Too bad Gaga has "Little Monsters" forever tattooed on her arm.  I mean if she's still cool  with using "Little Monsters", then it's no big deal.  Otherwise it's a very big deal.

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Phoebe

I've never really completely claimed the "little monster" title even when it was popular. I've been reffering to myself simply as a fan. 

I don't really care, she can call us LM or pineapples, just release quality music and you can put my coins in your pocket. :hor:

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MichelMonster

She is at best place now. She regained the critics support and she is about to drop a masterpiece produced by Godson.

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