LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 http://www.theonion.com/article/id-you-post-long-aggressive-rants-social-media-say-53070 Addressing reporters after meeting with President Obama at the White House this morning, Bernie Sanders called upon his followers to post long-winded, extremely aggressive rants on social media, according to local supporter Ryan Bailey’s interpretation of the speech. “I’d like you to go on Facebook or Twitter and harass as many people as possible with spiteful, protracted tirades,” said the Vermont senator in Bailey’s inference of the speech, which demanded that he and any other voters still committed to political revolution reply to anyone who challenged their opinion with a barrage of sharply worded displays of sanctimony and condescension, as well as any number of personal insults. http://www.theonion.com/article/elderly-voter-never-thought-shed-get-see-female-pr-53063 Tearing up as she reflected on the significance of Hillary Clinton being named the presumptive Democratic candidate, 85-year-old voter Deborah Hanson told reporters Wednesday she never thought she’d get to see a female presidential nominee be called a heartless ice bitch during her lifetime. “When I was growing up, things were so different—it just didn’t seem possible that I’d live to see the day when a woman would be selected to top a major political party’s ticket while incessantly being called a shrieking harpy,” said the retired schoolteacher, adding that even decades of advocating for women’s equality hadn’t fully prepared her for the reality of actually being able to cast her vote for a woman described by critics on social media as a rotten old c*nt who’s so fugly it was no wonder her husband slept with other women. “Hanson told reporters that while she understood the concerns of younger liberal women who oppose Clinton’s candidacy, she hoped they would recognize how hard so many generations of American women had fought for a day when one of their own could become the most powerful person referred to as a frumpy, frigid bull dyke in the nation. Read the entire things at the links Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 Not a super serious thread so don't get salty. Was just funny. The accuracy Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketno10 2,136 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 78,889 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 You should donate a dollar to the BTW foundation every time you make a thread about Bernie (or any other presidential candidate tbh) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 Just now, neptugne said: You should donate a dollar to the BTW foundation every time you make a thread about Bernie (or any other presidential candidate tbh) Do I know you? Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion Heart 15,041 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 the product of hysterical menopausal rages ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 78,889 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Just now, LebaneseDude said: Do I know you? wow you just scalped me!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, neptugne said: wow you just scalped me!!!! I mean personally. You seem very invested in shading me. This is your third time today. It was cute at first but I'm worried now, especially since I don't know who you are Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Lion Heart said: the product of hysterical menopausal rages The 2nd one killed me The Onion is the best website ever Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 78,889 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, LebaneseDude said: I mean personally. You seem very invested in shading me. This is your third time today. It was cute at first but I'm worried now, especially since I don't know who you are lmao lying like your fave! that's cute. & you taking my joke comment as shade is your own problem, you make tons of political posts, everyone knows it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, neptugne said: lmao lying like your fave! that's cute. & you taking my joke comment as shade is your own problem, you make tons of political posts, everyone knows it. We've never had an argument or a disagreement. I would remember you if we did. I'm glad you know me and I'm sorry if my posting on a subforum disturbs you but you should perhaps direct your time and energy to something less savory than shading someone out of the blue with no real constructive criticism. Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 78,889 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 1 minute ago, LebaneseDude said: We've never had an argument or a disagreement. I would remember you if we did. I'm glad you know me and I'm sorry if my posting on a subforum disturbs you but you should perhaps direct your time and energy to something less savory than shading someone out of the blue with no real constructive criticism. who's shading who? I made a joke, you took it personally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, neptugne said: who's shading who? I made a joke, you took it personally. You saying that "I should donate a dollar for every post" is implying that I make so many threads I can provide a generous donation. The punchline is the statement itself, in that I make too much threads. That's shade, unless you're trying to commend me for it. I mean I know I have to explain politics to people but gay lingo too? I am deeply disappointed Anyway nice to meet you. Looking forward to more of your non-shade shade Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 78,889 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, LebaneseDude said: Do I really need to post the definition of shade and prove how it applies to the situation? You saying that "I should donate a dollar for every post" is shading me for the number of posts I make in the political threads. The punchline is the statement itself. That's shade. I mean I know I have to explain politics to people but gay lingo too? I am deeply disappointed lmao so if a comedian made a joke about airplane peanuts, you'd be snapping your fingers saying "ooo shade!!"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 Just now, neptugne said: lmao so if a comedian made a joke about airplane peanuts, you'd be snapping your fingers saying "ooo shade!!"? Well yes he'd be shading the airline. Glad you are understanding the concept though. Go apply it in some other threads. Go on now. Make me proud! Be the best Queen you can be! Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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