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Will Bernie Sanders Skydive Into His Next Rally?


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Cloverdale, Sonoma County’s northernmost city, was abuzz with excitement Thursday over presidential candidate Bernie Sanders’ planned rally Friday at the town’s airport. But just how he will arrive was the subject of rampant speculation.

Jimmy Halliday, president and jumpmaster at NorCal Skydiving, an airport-based business, said he had been told by Sanders staffers Thursday that they would offer the 74-year-old Vermont senator the option of parachuting into the rally site.

“I’ve been told they will run the idea by Bernie,” Halliday said. “I can’t confirm that’s the plan. I know that’s a possibility.” The Sanders campaign did not immediately return a call requesting comment.

Halliday said his sport skydiving company has provided tandem parachute jumps for plenty of people in their 70s and even a handful of folks in their 80s. “If he feels like going skydiving, I will personally take him,” Halliday said

Apparently, a staffer from the Sanders campaign reportedly made a tandem test jump yesterday

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LebaneseDude

Looks like he just...

jumped the shark :poot:

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This would be awesome tbh :firega:

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weed

I feel like he'd die mid-air he's too frail

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Brainiac
3 minutes ago, neptugne said:

I feel like he'd die mid-air he's too frail

This man has traveled to 6 different states in one day. He's earned the nickname "energizer Bernie." He's anything but frail.

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weed
25 minutes ago, Brainiac said:

This man has traveled to 6 different states in one day. He's earned the nickname "energizer Bernie." He's anything but frail.

Sitting in a car is different than jumping out of a plane 

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bionic

He'll be carried in like this

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And then he'll hatch, saying "a new, fairer America has been born!".

Cue cheers, fireworks, equality for all, end of money, etc etc etc

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Lion Heart

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