PaparazziGAGA 16 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Mine would be -they take me inside a huge egg (2011 Grammys teas) and there are 5 gay men dressed in black and a old black women singing Alejandro while my family grieves -Then as the priest and the men take off they're clothes and they're wearing all satanic sh*t and Judas starts playing, my family looks at the men and the priest in shock. They open my egg casket and I'm dressed in a Satanic DerpGa leotard with a platinum blonde wig and high heels -they then start playing DWUW and everyone starts ******* on my casket and twerking on my apple bottom -they then change clothes and put Paparazzi VMA's clothes and the priest puts a thong on his face, instead of a Scottish whatever (idk what they're called) Naked 79 year old Gaga comes and starts performing Just Dance,Paparazzi,BTW,LG5 Song,LG6 Song,LG7 Songs,Poker Face,LG8 Song,Bad Romance,The Edge Of Glory and Applaue in fishnets and crucifixes on her tittiz. Then 10 dancers come and dance to The Queen next to my casket while they burry me. I then begin my descent to hell as a gay Disney queen while i greet everyone in hell including Donald Trump,Fake LG5 Insiders and Satan himself. And that's it You can post you're fantasy funeral Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duella Dvil 10,496 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Please. Go to church. www.instagram.com/theduella666 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warholian 6,880 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Mine would be a botched cremation. Nobody comes. Bliss. Kevin Parker, Mac Demarco, Mark Ronson, and a stoned Lady Gaga. Need I say more? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poissonche 12,365 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Girl, that's how I go to sleep every night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaparazziGAGA 16 Posted May 28, 2016 Author Share Posted May 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Uncle ARTPOP said: Please. Go to church. NØ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Just now, Warholian said: Mine would be a botched cremation. Nobody comes. Bliss. That gif is disturbing Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alextruper17 8,908 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 In my funeral everyone will have broken hips and everybody's going to sing Heavy Metal Lover. (If someone goes to my funeral) Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warholian 6,880 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Just now, LebaneseDude said: That gif is disturbing Food fight, great flick. Check it out Kevin Parker, Mac Demarco, Mark Ronson, and a stoned Lady Gaga. Need I say more? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duella Dvil 10,496 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Warholian said: Mine would be a botched cremation. Nobody comes. Bliss. Where did they get this footage of Megan Trainor? She looks good!! www.instagram.com/theduella666 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sizzily 14,543 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Tears in the rain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 109,386 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Thinking abouth your funeral already? That's very ambitious (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢, 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warholian 6,880 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Uncle ARTPOP said: Where did they get this footage of Megan Trainor? She looks good!! If I was you I'd pee on me too, I'd pee on me too, I'd pee on me... too. Kevin Parker, Mac Demarco, Mark Ronson, and a stoned Lady Gaga. Need I say more? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadOfAbyss 597 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 I was going to quote princess die but I couldn't think of anything clever enough as for my funeral, no coffins plz that **** scares me I am as vain as I allow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duella Dvil 10,496 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 I want my coffin to be closed then i want them to open it and a giant inflatable arm tube man burst out Only it's a penis www.instagram.com/theduella666 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacify Him 9,073 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Honestly, I'll have Radiohead songs and Silent Hill soundtracks to be playing the whole time. And it'd be like MCR's Helena video. Interpretive dance or something. Then I'll have someone recite some stuff about me but quoting some lines from the movie, Nymphomaniac I’m getting on your nerves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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