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thatfoxyfeeling

I've heard about the conspiracy about Gaga pushing some girl who she worked with (forgot her name) off a roof so she could take her place and become the 'it' girl. What other rumours/conspiracies are there about how Gaga became the Queen? :unicorn:

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Red

I heard Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite

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VOLANTIS

Just Google "Lady Gaga Illuminati" and go nuts. :staymad:

I'll lift you 3 inches off the ground and drag you to a meter and a half
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PunkTheFunk

She sold her soul to Madonna and then Madonna asked for a refund, and this allegedly started their infamous feud :tea:

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Tycho

Her name is Lina Morgana

I've always enjoyed the 'Your God is not here Michael' story haha

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In September 2011, the shocking news that many had suspected for years was confirmed. Lady Gaga's former hairstylist came forward and exposed her ties to Lucifer himself. It was a shocking moment for us fans, and indeed the world.

*He also stated she would stare at him when he cut with the scariest of eyes. The devil's eyes. Michael Pooter, who cut her hair since January 2010, said in a interview for "Stylists of the *****s" magazine that when he confronted her about it she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone....

"She was usually liquored up on cheap whiskey when she came in for treatment. One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling…..”

“YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*”

 

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monketsharona

Gaga is an Illuminati man who is copying Madonna and whose career is completely over and who is doomed to sing jazz covers :lolga:

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August Blue

Yeah .. We also heard that she was a man and had a dick :neyde: 

cut the crap .. Lina Morgana suffered from depresion

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Bear

Gaga has always been the queen of the Illuminati rumors :toofunny:

I'd also like to give special mention to the 'YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL' rumor :rip: When will Satan :diane:

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Red
Just now, Hooker said:

Gaga has always been the Queen of the Illuminati rumors :toofunny:

No, that would be Beyoncé

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PaperIz

I knew it was gonna be about Lina Morgana, bless her poor soul

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