Seven Things Lady Gaga Needs Her Next Album To Deliver

[venusfly 17,885]

Wait.. I agree with a lot of this

[JamesonBaptism 37]

9 minutes ago, boobtank said:

does she have to take everything so seriously, and attach meaning to every single thing she creates?

[Harry 26,836]

I mean I kinda agree with this. Not so harsh as this tho.

[Jinzo 9,639]

4 minutes ago, Iwontell said:

I agree with a they said to an extent, but, at the same time, **** off! I don't see half as much scrutiny about what other ppl do...

Go find someone else to tell what to do.

I think its good the media is hyping lg5...i would be worried if they didnt..they want gaga back

[rivingtonreb 438]

16 minutes ago, boobtank said:

Article by Huffington Post UK:

The next few months are make or break for Lady Gaga.

Poised for the release of her fifth studio album, the singer knows she has a lot to prove following, what can only be described as, a rocky few years.

Once the biggest popstar in the world with more number ones and awards than you could shake a disco stick at, the wheels fell off after the release of her last albumARTPOP in 2013, when it received a mixed critical reception and racked up less than impressive record sales, especially compared to previous efforts The Fame, The Fame Monster and Born This Way.

The campaign spiralled into chaos, with news of team reshuffles, missing videos and poor ticket sales leaving even the most ardent of fans left wondering if she'd lost her magic touch.

But as the queen of reinvention (sorry Madge), it's possible she can turn things around for her next release - but only if she follows these must-dos.

1. All killer, no filler

Remember when a Lady Gaga album was just hit after hit after hit? It was a much simpler time, right? At a mammoth 15 tracks, ARTPOP came with more filler than Katie Price's face, with the stand-out tracks rather thin on the ground. What LG5 needs is for Gaga to be more fearless in her track selection again, and not be afraid to put out a 10 track album. We want quality, NOT quantity.

2. Stop trying to reinvent the wheel

Pop music should always try to push boundaries, but as Gaga's career has gone on, she's become obsessed with ripping up the rule book, and music has become the biggest casualty. You only need to look at ARTPOP album tracks Aura and Swine if you don't know what I'm talking about. Just stick to the trusted verse-chorus-verse-chorus-bridge-chorus-fade formula please.

3. And on that note, embrace the mainstream

Gaga relished in telling fans that ARTPOP was an experimental body of work, but she soon learned that experimental doesn't always translate to mass audiences. Venus was a prime example of this on her last album, and while the chorus had moments of pure pop brilliance, the outlandish lyrics and futuristic production on the rest of the track alienated the average chart listener. If Gaga wants to release experimental music, leave it for the B-sides or collate them on a special EP - that way everyone's a winner.

4. Deliver on the promises you make

Gaga promised so much ahead of ARTPOP's release - an all-singing-all-dancing app, a third video to complete the Paparazzi and Telephone trilogy, and even a second part to the album. The first turned out to be a complete flop, and the other two never materalised. The moral of the story here? Either don't make promises you can't keep, or blinking well deliver on them if you want to keep your fans on side.

5. A consistent album campaign - and more specifically, look

I don't need to tell you that Gaga is no stranger to switching up her look. However, her image and visuals for her last campaign were confused, inconsistent and, if we're being honest, looked as if they were made by a six-year-old in an arts and crafts lesson. Then she mixed up the message even more by claiming wanting to show everyone the 'real' her. A return to the slicker, high-gloss looks reminiscent of The Fame/Monster era would be much welcomed.

6. The return of unforgettable videos

Poker Face, Bad Romance, Telephone - Gaga has form when it comes to creating iconic pop videos that feel like real music 'moments' when they are released. But there's been a few dud ones along the way too, and that's not even mentioning the fact that the Do What U What video is still to see the light of day. However, the promo for last single G.U.Y. proved that she's still got it in her, and hopefully it's a sign of things to come for LG5.

7. For her to come out of her arse

Now this is a contentious one, does anyone else wish Gaga would just lighten.the.****.up? I mean, does she have to take everything so seriously, and attach meaning to every single thing she creates? Can't things just BE? I don't need to hear her banging on about "reverse Warholian experiences" and the like - if the music is good enough, it will speak for itself.

Watching the post-ARTPOP rebuild of Lady Gaga has certainly been interesting. She's proved herself to be a fantastic jazz artist on her Tony Bennett duets album (always good to have a fall back option), won over new fans with her stunning Oscar performances and rendition of the Star Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl, as well as launching herself as a proper actress with her role on American Horror Story: Hotel.

We know that she's been working on new material with old collaborator producer RedOne, who was responsible for some of her biggest hits, including Just Dance, Bad Romance and Poker Face. She's also been in the studio with disco legend Nile Rodgers, and super producer Mark Ronson - the man behind 2015's monster smash, 'Uptown Funk'.

The signs are looking very hopeful for LG5, so let's keep all opposable joints crossed that it recaptures her glory days, and becomes the album we all want and deserve.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ashley-percival/lady-gaga-new-album_b_9750252.html

Wow wow wow wow very good points here but ofc throwing in her own personal twist is always nice.

[petty 9,412]

all of these articles are just setting her up for failure again. people just need to go into the next album with an open mind because with these kind of expectations, you're bound to be dissapointed.

[The Surrealist 27,470]

Aura and Swine are my favorite songs out of ARTPOP.  All this article says is that Gaga needs to be mainstream to be succesfull. 

[Swan Heart 7,382]

go indie/rock/alternative/whatever eles, gags, it's easier.

[Clip 5,100]

I totally agree with this article (although I think they're being a little too bossy)

I hope Bobby reads it 

[Pop 4,541]

the tea 

[Iwontell 7,312]

7 minutes ago, pikachugagamon said:

I think its good the media is hyping lg5...i would be worried if they didnt..they want gaga back

But they get hyped for other stuff as well and the tone is very different.

It's like "let's have a look back at [insert basic bitch]'s career in preparation for the next album" or "how this one has changed the way we see that"...You know?

This feels a lot like, "ok, giiiiirrlzzzzz, this is are my dream reasons for shitting on Gaga's next album", meanwhile they're sucking the farts out of ex-Disney stars's asses, despite how predictable and dull they are...

I just wish they'd leave her be...like they do with everyone else.

[Benji 20,113]

I agree with pretty much everything, although I would have rephrased it. She needs to embrace the mainstream in the way she did with TFM, as in take it and rapidly improve it and take it to a higher ground. I'm happy for Gaga to make experimental tracks but here's the deal... Actually make them experimental. Don't make a weak EDM or house crossover with pop and sell it to me as being experimental... It wasn't.

[gag 22,449]

All this article is saying is she should go back to The Fame; I agree with consistency in campaign and some other points but Gaga has literally ALWAYS been "serious" - even back in TF/TFM days... where did they get this idea that she is suddenly inside her own arse during ARTPOP?

 @ all of you agreeing to this.

[Neight Shayde 7,925]

" embrace the mainstream "

gurl you are talking about G-A-G-A.

annoying.

[crisTEAne 21,059]

the author of this article should be punched in the face, JFC.