LGHunter 1,501 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Lady Gaga goes to war against Los Zetas Lady Gaga's bodyguard said he is ready for the Zetas. The singer Lady Gaga has announced that she is at war with Los Zetas, the drug cartel in Mexico. She went to fight in the front lines of the border battle against the most dangerous drug gang in the world. It's being reported that Lady Gaga used Mexican citizens to form self-defense groups inside of Mexico. One of her vigilantly groups say they have freed six municipalities of the much feared Zetas gang. Los Zetas say they will regroup and try to gain ground against Lady Gaga, but now the traffickers have another major hurdle: Gaga has armed and trained anti-immigrant groups to patrol the border areas where the Zetas transport drugs. "As the ruthlessness of the cartels continues to increase, I am going to protect myself the best I can," said Lady Gaga. "It's going to be a deadly game of cat and mouse on the Rio Grande" Gaga continues. Gaga has six massive boats in the river now and more to come. It's a six-man crew with an amazing amount of fire power unlike anything that has ever been seen. "We do have a significant amount of fire power that we can use to attack the Zetas," Gaga said. Four 30-caliber guns on every boat, each firing 900 rounds a minute. But this battle is not just on the river. It's also now being fought from the air. Lady Gaga has purchased several helicopters and small planes to airlift supplies to her self-defense groups in Mexico. "We are facing an enemy unlike any other we have faced in law enforcement," a Zeta's member continues "Lady Gaga has armed her troops very well, and she has organized them very well." In Mexico she has attained the status of a Lawrence of Arabia because of the breadth and variety of her activities and associations. This bitch can deal with everything and anyone. I adore her. At first i thought it was real and thought: she can act, sing and also fight againt rebels in Mexico. My mom can bring peace everywhere... But than i saw the writer, named evil and the title of the website. IDK how i came to that site... P.S. She is still fab tho. http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/116863/lady-gaga-goes-to-war-against-los-zetas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny 12,174 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious. Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer! I like dancin', and ponies.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didymus 32,804 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 LMAO I love this. Before anyone tries to act smart: this is a spoof site, don't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagadonna 10,801 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 wut Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
yASSsss 35,510 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 lel what Call me by your name and I'll call you by mine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatislaps 34,562 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 fight a bit queen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGHunter 1,501 Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Sunny said: The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious. Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer! hun you must read the last sentences.. yw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny 12,174 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Just now, LGHunter said: hun you must read the last sentences.. yw I saw that you said that, that's why I added the derpga It was satire I guess I like dancin', and ponies.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGHunter 1,501 Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 Just now, Sunny said: I saw that you said that, that's why I added the derpga It was satire I guess ow sorry.. still love you tho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny 12,174 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Just now, LGHunter said: ow sorry.. still love you tho Love you too :heart: And, it was stupid kinda, that's why I edited my post I like dancin', and ponies.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino 23,630 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 If this is a false article, why would you post it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire 4,531 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Many people think that being a Cartel is an entry level job with no talent. Gathering carts and taking them back into the store is an integral part of the system and takes a lot of savvy and know-how. Thanks Gaga Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didymus 32,804 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Bambino said: If this is a false article, why would you post it? Come on it's hysterical lmfao Imagine if pop stars did this ****. Just imagine Gaga talking about that to an interviewer. I think it's the most entertaining thread in a while tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGHunter 1,501 Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bambino said: If this is a false article, why would you post it? i thought it was fun instead of the threats like: WHEN IS GAGA POSTING LG5? WHY DOESNT SHE PERFORM AT THE GRAMMYS or WHEN IS LG5 FINALLY READY, SHE MUST WORK FASTER. here is your answer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray of Light 8,134 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 As a Mexican, this is just the greatest thing ever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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